I Get Bulky From Food

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .













    In Pop Tarts.














    In one sitting...
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Yesterday I ate a 12 oz ribeye with sauteed mushroom, beer-soaked onion, dinner rolls, and peanuts. The steak alone was close to 1000 calories, the other stuff must have pushed the meal over 1500 cals. In one sitting.

    I can feel the bulk coming, if it's not already here.

    Whoops, false alarm, it's just gas.
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 509 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .













    In Pop Tarts.














    In one sitting...



























    Without milk.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Dr. Oz will be selling chlorophyll supplements soon so that all the food you will ever need is sunlight and water.

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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    Billion dollars idea if I ever heard one. Make it happen and you won't work another day in your life, and pretty sure be worshipped by women.
  • DragonSquatter
    DragonSquatter Posts: 957 Member
    OP, you're just designed differently than 99.96% of the population. The rest of us get bulky from weights. It doesn't matter if we're eating in a caloric surplus, it's the heavy weights that make us so big and results in our clothes fitting too tight.

    Only if you're female. If you're male, you are screwed.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    i want zero calorie cheesesteak

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  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 236 Member
    ...and it pisses me off.

    don't eat past 5pm and do tons of cardio :laugh:
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 236 Member
    OP, you're just designed differently than 99.96% of the population. The rest of us get bulky from weights. It doesn't matter if we're eating in a caloric surplus, it's the heavy weights that make us so big and results in our clothes fitting too tight.

    Only if you're female. If you're male, you are screwed.

    I just ACCIDENTLY got bulky! omg it's hell FROM CROSSFIT too
  • DragonSquatter
    DragonSquatter Posts: 957 Member
    OP, you're just designed differently than 99.96% of the population. The rest of us get bulky from weights. It doesn't matter if we're eating in a caloric surplus, it's the heavy weights that make us so big and results in our clothes fitting too tight.

    Only if you're female. If you're male, you are screwed.

    I just ACCIDENTLY got bulky! omg it's hell FROM CROSSFIT too

    I hear that makes your ovaries fall out! Careful!
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 236 Member
    This is why I stopped eating. I'm still looking into alternatives to food.

    Sunlight! you can live off water and sunlight :D Im a breatharian too! It's the best!
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?
  • freebirdjones
    freebirdjones Posts: 236 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .













    In Pop Tarts.

    hahahahhahahhahahhaha :laugh:

    it is hard though.. I like net 500 cals after my crossfit workout :drinker:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?

    I got Pop Tarts from Costa Rica that were amazing.
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
    But I can't possibly eat more than 1200 calories . . .

















    In Pop Tarts.









    What about going to Mexico for the Pop Tarts?

    I got Pop Tarts from Costa Rica that were amazing.




    Costa Rica is not Mexico.
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    So what you are saying is I eat cake I won't get a thigh gap? What about a badonkadonk?
  • fleurdelis504
    fleurdelis504 Posts: 88
    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    The most amazing idea I've ever heard!
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  • violettatx
    violettatx Posts: 230 Member
    That settles it then, no more food and no Crossfit. I'm sure to be twiggy thin now, in like 3 days.

    You can have food. Just make everything out of magical cauliflower. You can have cauliflower oatmeal, cauliflower pizza, cauliflower cheesecake...hell, you can even make a steak out of it! I'm shocked that Dr. Oz hasn't caught on to the goldmine to had from shilling cauliflower.
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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.

    i want zero calorie cheesesteak

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    You need to do a 180 first then make that wish for it to be worth something!
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
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  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    I approve of this troll

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  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    I just want delicious zero calorie cheesecake.
    But without fake sugar! We don't ask for much! ;)
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    That settles it then, no more food and no Crossfit. I'm sure to be twiggy thin now, in like 3 days.

    You can have food. Just make everything out of magical cauliflower. You can have cauliflower oatmeal, cauliflower pizza, cauliflower cheesecake...hell, you can even make a steak out of it! I'm shocked that Dr. Oz hasn't caught on to the goldmine to had from shilling cauliflower.
    I think it's cuz so much cauliflower will make you fart. lol
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