favorite movie one liner

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  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "You've never had a teet in your hand before" Amishman with German accent

    "Not one this big" John Book(Harrison Ford) Witness
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    "The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." Columbus, Zombieland
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Your a hooker?! I just thought I was doing great with you!
  • Peachy1962
    Peachy1962 Posts: 269 Member
    Life is like a box of chocolates ... ya never know what ya gonna get!! Forrest Gump
  • jojo86xdd
    jojo86xdd Posts: 202 Member
    "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"-Back to the Future

    SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!-Elf
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick *kitten*, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
  • COLOMomOf4
    COLOMomOf4 Posts: 10 Member
    "you are evil, and you must be destroyed"

    Ouiser Boudreaux played by Shirley MacLaine
    Steel Magnolias 1989 :laugh:
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "How would you like a greasy pork sandwich served in a filthy ashtray" Weird Science
  • Kitteeee
    Kitteeee Posts: 66 Member
    Every time I see a wire hanger I giggle!
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    -Mommy Dearest.

    LOVE SERIAL MOM!!
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    soo many lines lol!

    Robin Hood Men In Tights lol!
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    I have a MOLE?
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    Space Balls
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    "Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gallll"
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    Ace Ventura
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    soo many..

    Austin Powers
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    too many quotes lol!

    this is getting waay too long so other mentionables:
    Army Of Darkness-Alright you primitive screwheads-listen up!, see this!, this!, is my BOOMSTICK!!!
    Silence of the Lambs-I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
    -It puts the lotion on it's skin or it get's the hose again!
    Star Wars- I quote all the movies lol!
    Poltergeist 2- "God is in his holy tem-ple!!" f'n freeky old guy!
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    The Exorcist!!, "la plume de ma tante!", "DIMMI, WHY DO YOU DO DIS TO MEE!", many more..
  • kepirus
    kepirus Posts: 79
    "If the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT; 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP." - Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam

    oops - forgot part of it :-( :ashamed:
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    We trained him wrong as a joke. Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
  • Reneeisfat
    Reneeisfat Posts: 126 Member
    Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!
  • BIGGMIXX1
    BIGGMIXX1 Posts: 8
    "THERE AINT NO WAY.........NO WAY THAT YOU COULD COME FROM MY LOINS.........WHEN I GET HOME, IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR MOMMA IN THE MOUTH!" (BUFORD T. JUSTICE) SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

    "IM GONNA BARBECUE YOUR *kitten* IN MOLASSES!!!!" (BUFORD T, JUSTICE) SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

    "NOBODY......NOBODY MAKES SHERIFF BUFORD T. JUSTICE LOOK LIKE A POSSUMS PECKER!!!!"

    ANYTHING FROM BUFORD T JUSTICE IN THIS MOVIE, ALL CLASSIC ONE LINERS. *JACKIE GLEASON*

    "THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, THOSE WHO LOVE NEIL DIAMOND, AND THOSE WHO DO NOT. MY EX WIFE LOVED HIM." (BOB WYLIE) WHAT ABOUT BOB. *BILL MURRAY*

    "ITS CZECHOSLOVAKIA!! ITS LIKE GOING INTO WISCONSIN!!!" (BILL MURRAY IN STRIPES)
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

    -Sixteen Candles
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    Who wants an Orange Whip? (pointing to others at table) Orange Whip? Orange Whip? (then to waiter) Three Orange Whips!

    - John Candy, Blues Brothers
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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  • betterthanbefpre
    betterthanbefpre Posts: 168 Member
    I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. - Steal Magnolias (Shelby)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    all favorite lines from super troopers:

    Who wants a moustache ride?

    Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

    You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!.

    It stinks like sex in here.
  • mizgiet
    mizgiet Posts: 103 Member
    What do you want, Non-Rocker? This line is reserved for Rockers only, so I can't really talk to you right now.

    Do not make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. Not a f***in' sound.

    --Jack Black, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
  • KandisV
    KandisV Posts: 26
    Are you just going to stand there like a slab of meat with mittens? (Neil Page-Planes, Trains, & Automobiles)
  • KandisV
    KandisV Posts: 26
    He must have thought it was white boy day.

    - true romance

    OMG-one of my all time faves!
  • kestrel359
    kestrel359 Posts: 342 Member
    "The Wolf Man has nards!" -Monster Squad
  • mestacy010
    mestacy010 Posts: 577 Member
    "****ter was full" christmas vacation.... Lol
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    "YOU ARE A CRAZY ***** - HORMONES!"
  • alecialudwickjones
    alecialudwickjones Posts: 64
    "English, mother facker, do you speak it!?" -Pulp Fiction of course.
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    Oh yes. He lives. He wanted you to know...he changed his stars after all. - A Knight's Tale

    (although I'm also a big fan of several Princess Bride quotes as well...) :tongue:
  • snowmaniac
    snowmaniac Posts: 600 Member
    "Man. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that." - Better Off Dead
  • StevenjHaley
    StevenjHaley Posts: 38
    "You've got nothing to say and you're saying it too loud." The Krays.
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    Nacho Libre: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. The Princess Bride
    You beat me to the punch that my favorite line too

    Honorable mention most Mel brooks lines or Monty python lines(particularly meaning of life every sperm is sacred speech)

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