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    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Xtra fabric on that dress would be a good idea....




      We were talking yesterday at the office, how we are not supposed to wear shorts, and capris are to be a certain length as well; however, the skirts we see coming in this office are quite a bit on the short side. Maybe I was just raised different???
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Yelling won't solve any of your problems!
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Zebra print is not for you doll!!!
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      All right.... I think you've had enough!
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      New topic: Things to NOT say or talk about at a wedding


      And this one time he went to a party and he met this girl.......(speaking of someone other than the person he is marrying)
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Boy... doesn't she look fat in that dress?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Can someone pass the bride/groom a mint?
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Dear Lord, that is one ugly couple...
    • Posts: 3,034
      everybody knows she marring him for $
    • Posts: 2,640 Member
      For a merciless shrew, she does a good job of beaming beatifically for the camera.
    • Posts: 220
      gee i banged your wife
    • Posts: 2,640 Member
      Hope there was a prenup...
    • Posts: 110
      It's not gonna last...
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Just to let you know, I slept with your husband, but don't worry... it was when you guys were on that little break fight of yours.
    • Posts: 3,034
      knocked up is what I hear!
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Let's leave... I just pissed in the punch bowl...
    • Posts: 3,034
      must have been the best she could do!
    • Posts: 18,937 Member
      No, I don't think she's pregnant.
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Oh man that's an ugly dress
    • Posts: 18,937 Member
      Pastor Dave is drunk already!
    • Posts: 2,640 Member
      Quite an affair! No, not the wedding, the one he's having with the ho in accounts receivables.
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Really? She chose those colors?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      She really should have thought this thru before saying yes!
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Toast! To the happy couple, may they never walk in on their husband banging two of your old high school rivals when you come back from your business trip early and want to surprise him, but nooooo he's gotta be.... *gets dragged away and mic ripped from hands*
    • Posts: 3,034
      UMMM, what do you mean there is no alcohol at the reception?? Crap! I'm outta here.
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Vows? Who really follows those anymore?
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Wow! I can not believe they are seriously going thru with this after all the years of turmoil.....
    • Posts: 3,034
      XXX Porn Tapes will catch up to her.....he'll eventually find out.
    • Posts: 10,018 Member
      Young, dumb and full of ..... (I heard this stated about two very young people getting married)
    • Posts: 2,461 Member
      Zero chances that this is going to last...
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