Looking for Sarcastic, Funny, ice Cream-loving People
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ice cream is the devil
Haagen Dazs is my god
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You rang? ...wait. We're already friends. Well then, allow ne to bump this for you and inform all these people that you are as awesome, supportive, and witty as advertised.
Awww :smooched:0 -
Add me, friendie.
You had me at ice cream. Sweet, delicious, black cherry ice cream...
...excuse me, I've got to go and sob in the corner for a few minutes...0 -
IN for ice cream!!!!!
Hi.
You aren't here to tell these people I am funny?
Hi:)
Hmmm. It's funny that you get so angry?0 -
Sorry, I hate ice cream. It is too cold.
(just kidding!)0 -
All of the above/....im in! :drinker:0
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Should I send nudes with my application?
That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.
You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?
Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands.
Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.
Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?
Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...
Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.0 -
Do doughnuts count? Because I like doughnuts, but only sometimes get the taste for ice cream. You can read my profile for a taste of my humor.0
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I enjoy a good, hard, rounded set of....
ice cream scoops in a cup.
And recently, I did a very bad job at spraying sunless tanning lotion on my skin, so my leg looks like a vanilla swirl cone.
Plus, I dance freely and shamelessly in public.
Am I in?0 -
Should I send nudes with my application?
That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.
You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?
Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands.
Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.
Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?
Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...
Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.
Where have you guys been all my life?!0 -
Apparently ice cream trumps my sparkling wit. Tsk tsk. :noway:0
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Should I send nudes with my application?
That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.
You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?
Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands.
Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.
Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?
Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...
Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.
Where have you guys been all my life?!
Right here waiting for you. With ice cream.0 -
Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.
Besides, everyone loves ice cream!
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Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.
Besides, everyone loves ice cream!
My thread has GIF! And one involving ice cream. Dream comes true!!0 -
I saw ICE CREAM and I CAME RUNNING! Absolutely obsessed with this stuff and tend to follow my motto of "ice cream each day keeps the blues away"
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I'm only funny looking, but I sure do love me some Ben n Jerry's!!! Add me if you like 0
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Should I send nudes with my application?
That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.
You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?
Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands.
Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.
Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?
Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...
Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.
Where have you guys been all my life?!
Right here waiting for you. With ice cream.
That was my problem!! I was hanging out in the ice cream section wait for someone to find me.0 -
Ice cream is bombin'! Sorry if I sound immature, but I'm 15 going on sixteen & I'd like to be your friend. I love ice cream, but my real weakness is peanut butter! I eat straight out of the jar, no joke!0
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in for sarcasm and icecream0
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I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.0
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Oh, and Blue Bell. Their ice cream is the best... wouldn't it be amazing to get a whole gallon of it, instead of 2 half gallons? lol Yummy... Also, recently discovered Girl Scout Thin Mint ice cream (from another of my MFP friends)... it's amazing too!
^^THIS!! Have you had the banana pudding flavor? It tastes just like the banana pudding shake at Chick-Fil-A!
OP...feel free to add me, always accepting friend requests!0 -
I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.
No no! You will steal all my friends! They will all delete me if they find that I am only a fraud, pretending to be funny. And no ice cream category? I will be a gone case.
How about we cut a deal instead?0 -
I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.
Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.
Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.
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feel free to add me i sit on here all day need somethin to do at work :P0
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In, for sarcasm flavored ice cream.Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.
Besides, everyone loves ice cream!
I told you that gif was for your viewing pleasure only!
See if I ever send you pics of my kitty ever again! :grumble:0 -
I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.
Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.
Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.
Yes... yes... gelato is always welcomed. At least in my house.0 -
I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.
Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.
Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.
Yes... yes... gelato is always welcomed. At least in my house.
:sad: See what you did
No deal then? 0 -
I don't really HAVE the perverted sense of humor, but I definitely enjoy it, lol! But I think I can be kinda funny sometimes...I think?
Oh...and i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ICE CREAM!0 -
:sad: See what you did No deal then?
You are quite safe, no one wants me anyways. 0 -
Hey, I am looking for some more friends with a twisted and perverted sense of humour
forget the ice cream...this had me giggling like a school girl... I sent request...
ice cream is second to Crown Royal Black, which isn't too bad on ice cream...who hasn't tried that? 0
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