Looking for Sarcastic, Funny, ice Cream-loving People

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  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    Apparently ice cream trumps my sparkling wit. Tsk tsk. :noway:
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    Should I send nudes with my application?

    That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.

    You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?

    Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands. :wink:


    Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.

    Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?

    Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...













    Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.


    Where have you guys been all my life?!


    Right here waiting for you. With ice cream.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.

    Besides, everyone loves ice cream!

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  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.

    Besides, everyone loves ice cream!

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    My thread has GIF! And one involving ice cream. Dream comes true!!
  • clewan
    clewan Posts: 4
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    I saw ICE CREAM and I CAME RUNNING! Absolutely obsessed with this stuff and tend to follow my motto of "ice cream each day keeps the blues away" :)
  • taoistpunk
    taoistpunk Posts: 57 Member
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    I'm only funny looking, but I sure do love me some Ben n Jerry's!!! Add me if you like ;)
  • Kaken21
    Kaken21 Posts: 78 Member
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    Should I send nudes with my application?

    That's a definite yes. I think I would need about 15 copies to send to all departments. Procedure, you see.

    You want 15 different poses or 15 of the same pose?

    Oh, my application lists a proficiency in American Sign Language and I just wanted you to know that I do many other things well with my hands. :wink:


    Hmm, I think 15 different would be better. Enable us to make better decisions. To be safe, perhaps 25.

    Like scooping ice cream and dropping it on some...places?

    Oh yes. And I have nimble fingers. So I can do some other things...













    Like play guitar. Kind of. Not really.


    Where have you guys been all my life?!


    Right here waiting for you. With ice cream.


    That was my problem!! I was hanging out in the ice cream section wait for someone to find me.
  • 16jnekola
    16jnekola Posts: 5 Member
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    Ice cream is bombin'! Sorry if I sound immature, but I'm 15 going on sixteen & I'd like to be your friend. I love ice cream, but my real weakness is peanut butter! I eat straight out of the jar, no joke!
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    in for sarcasm and icecream
  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
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    I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    Oh, and Blue Bell. Their ice cream is the best... wouldn't it be amazing to get a whole gallon of it, instead of 2 half gallons? lol Yummy... Also, recently discovered Girl Scout Thin Mint ice cream (from another of my MFP friends)... it's amazing too!

    ^^THIS!! Have you had the banana pudding flavor? It tastes just like the banana pudding shake at Chick-Fil-A! :)

    OP...feel free to add me, always accepting friend requests!
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.

    No no! You will steal all my friends! They will all delete me if they find that I am only a fraud, pretending to be funny. And no ice cream category? I will be a gone case.

    How about we cut a deal instead?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.

    Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.


    Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.

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  • kliermann
    kliermann Posts: 514
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    feel free to add me i sit on here all day need somethin to do at work :P
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    h857E18BE

    In, for sarcasm flavored ice cream.
    Those 15 selfies for your own application would probably trump all of those.

    Besides, everyone loves ice cream!

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    I told you that gif was for your viewing pleasure only!

    See if I ever send you pics of my kitty ever again! :grumble:
  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
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    I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.

    Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.


    Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.

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    Yes... yes... gelato is always welcomed. At least in my house.
  • dessertlover27
    dessertlover27 Posts: 385 Member
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    I should not mention my food diary has it's own ice-cream category.

    Ermahgawd, it does have it's own ice cream category! I may be in love.


    Does gelato count here? Because I'm in love with Archer Farms Tiramisu gelato right now. I had some with those greek yogurt brownies last night and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.

    2-DSC_7515.JPG

    Yes... yes... gelato is always welcomed. At least in my house.




    :sad: See what you did :( No deal then?
  • kmartinixx
    kmartinixx Posts: 197
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    I don't really HAVE the perverted sense of humor, but I definitely enjoy it, lol! But I think I can be kinda funny sometimes...I think?

    Oh...and i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ICE CREAM!
  • TravisBikes
    TravisBikes Posts: 674 Member
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    :sad: See what you did :( No deal then?

    You are quite safe, no one wants me anyways. :)
  • hisirishwench
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    Hey, I am looking for some more friends with a twisted and perverted sense of humour

    forget the ice cream...this had me giggling like a school girl... I sent request...
    ice cream is second to Crown Royal Black, which isn't too bad on ice cream...who hasn't tried that? :wink: