favorite movie one liner

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  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Spaceballs.

    Why didn't somebody tell me my *kitten* was so big

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdAMhKEkFfc
  • estielouise
    estielouise Posts: 46 Member
    Diehard. " Now i have a machine gun... ho ho ho! (Hans gruber)
    Diehard " Come out to the coast.. we'll have a few laughs!" Now i know what a TV dinner feels like" (John Mclane)

    Casino Royale - Bartender "Would you like that shaken or stirred?"
    - Bond " Do I look like I give a f#&k!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    PARKER woman asks before he is about to kill some guys "how do you sleep at night?" parker "i dont drink coffee after 7"
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "When we get the new car, first thing I am going to do is run Frank over with the new car." Carlos in Disorganized Crime
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    Smokey "i know you dont smoke weed . . I know this, but im guna get you high today, cause its friday . . You aint got no job . . And you aint got **** to do!" FRIDAY
  • klemro
    klemro Posts: 156 Member
    "Ma the meatloaf we want it now" Will Ferrell Wedding Crashers
  • klemro
    klemro Posts: 156 Member
    "Im all hopped up on mountain dew" - Talladega Nights
  • greenmm1980
    greenmm1980 Posts: 86 Member
    "Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all." - Army of Darkness
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    I love lamp-anchor man
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho... for show.

    Love that movie. Too many favorite one liners to have just one, but that's one.
  • dandrews010
    dandrews010 Posts: 253 Member
    you never go full retard

    I don't read the script, the script reads me.

    - Tropic Thunder.
  • princessofredrock
    princessofredrock Posts: 382 Member
    six days seven nights- " Look what I got Quinn, whats that sweetie? It's a bathing suit silly! Oh I though it was an eye patch! " ; )
  • missybct
    missybct Posts: 321 Member
    "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast"
    "You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"
  • princessofredrock
    princessofredrock Posts: 382 Member
    Drive Angry - " Hey fat f**k! What did you call me? Fat.... F**k! Unless you would prefer Dead Fat ... F**k! "
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    "Give me some sugar, baby!" - Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness
  • anjani_009
    anjani_009 Posts: 511 Member
    sticks and stones, my love
    - jack sparrow (pirates of the carribean)
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Oh, man, I almost forgot one of my favorites! (slaps forehead) See if you recognize this one:



    RR "Clearly, this dog has a bigger d%#k than you!"

    HHH "And when the F$^k did you see my d^#k, f$^kface?!?"

    RR "I was talking to her!"

    PP "No more talk about d^$ks. It provokes my envy."


    Most of the effect is in the delivery by HHH.
  • Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer
    Geyser_Mountain_Dreamer Posts: 304 Member
    "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese." - Coach Finstock, Teen Wolf (1985)
  • SquidandWhale
    SquidandWhale Posts: 259
    "Sometimes i question your commitment to sparkle motion."
  • ken_hogan
    ken_hogan Posts: 854 Member
    "No more yanky my wanky the Donger need food." Sixteen Candles
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
    " It's the f*ucking Catalina Wine Mixer" - Step Brothers

    "So you're saying there's a chance?!" - Dumb & Dumber

    .....and that's all I can think of right now :/
  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
    My top 3 maybe?

    "220 or 221 whatever it takes". - Mr Mom

    "Get busy living or get busy dying" - shawshank

    "Great moments are born from great opportunities" - miracle
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
    Hello!! My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father, prepare to die- The Princess Bride
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Agent Smith: " I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."

    - The Matrix.
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
    These 2 are in a virtual tie
    "On my signal unleash hell" Gladiator
    "Get busy living or get busy dying" Shawshank redemption
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    "The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
    - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pumping IRON.
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Let me ask you this. Have you heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, morons. The Princess Bride
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    "Snakes......Why does it have to be snakes"
  • SillaWinchester
    SillaWinchester Posts: 363 Member
    "Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" - Ron Weasley on Harry Potter. :)
  • DYfive
    DYfive Posts: 491 Member
    "You truly are incorruptible." Joker to Batman in The Dark Knight

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