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  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    "Everyone knows when you make an assumption, you mass an *kitten* out of you and umption!" :laugh:
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    "This is my face, deal with it."
  • Just_Scott
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    "Oh prairie *kitten* we'll include the Irish!" BlazingSaddles
  • GurleyGirl524
    GurleyGirl524 Posts: 578 Member
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    From Christmas Vacation - "Are you serious, Clark?"
  • april27kelli
    april27kelli Posts: 338 Member
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    "Leave the gun, take the cannoli..."
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
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    "I am THE LAW" - Sly Stalone Judge Dread
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    "I am THE LAW" - Sly Stalone Judge Dread

    "Mr. 'I am The Law'" - Rob Schneider mocking Sly Stallone
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    [leafing through the Rorschach inkblots] "Woman with large breasts... woman with medium breasts... this one look like you. WITH breasts."

    and

    (in reference to the giant asteroid about to destroy civilization as we know it)

    "The person that finds her gets to name her right? I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking b%$% from which there is no escape. "

    "That's sweet, Karl."
  • SheriGuenther
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    "I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda." Kung fu Panda
  • Catlady87
    Catlady87 Posts: 302 Member
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    "I'm too old for this ****!" Lethal Weapon
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
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    Spaceballs.

    Why didn't somebody tell me my *kitten* was so big

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdAMhKEkFfc
  • estielouise
    estielouise Posts: 46 Member
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    Diehard. " Now i have a machine gun... ho ho ho! (Hans gruber)
    Diehard " Come out to the coast.. we'll have a few laughs!" Now i know what a TV dinner feels like" (John Mclane)

    Casino Royale - Bartender "Would you like that shaken or stirred?"
    - Bond " Do I look like I give a f#&k!!
  • louisegibbs85
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    PARKER woman asks before he is about to kill some guys "how do you sleep at night?" parker "i dont drink coffee after 7"
  • SheriGuenther
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    "When we get the new car, first thing I am going to do is run Frank over with the new car." Carlos in Disorganized Crime
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
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    Smokey "i know you dont smoke weed . . I know this, but im guna get you high today, cause its friday . . You aint got no job . . And you aint got **** to do!" FRIDAY
  • klemro
    klemro Posts: 156 Member
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    "Ma the meatloaf we want it now" Will Ferrell Wedding Crashers
  • klemro
    klemro Posts: 156 Member
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    "Im all hopped up on mountain dew" - Talladega Nights
  • greenmm1980
    greenmm1980 Posts: 86 Member
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    "Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all." - Army of Darkness
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
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    I love lamp-anchor man
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho... for show.

    Love that movie. Too many favorite one liners to have just one, but that's one.

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