Worst Gym creeper story

pwall921
pwall921 Posts: 19 Member
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Post shower I was walking in locker room wrapped in towel carrying my toiletries and stuff, I accidentally dropped my Under Armour spandex underwear, dude picks it up, smiles at me and says "Finders Keepers" and pretends to walk away..... come on dude.
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    That is kinda funny.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    Yah brah, happens to me all the time. Damn undie sniffers.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    :noway:

    Dude on dude crime. :(
    Post shower I was walking in locker room wrapped in towel carrying my toiletries and stuff, I accidentally dropped my Under Armour spandex underwear, dude picks it up, smiles at me and says "Finders Keepers" and pretends to walk away..... come on dude.
  • pwall921
    pwall921 Posts: 19 Member
    @ lifting, Yeah like what was he expecting, you would drop your weights, run over and ask him to dry hump in the stairwell? Ugh.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    Post shower I was walking in locker room wrapped in towel carrying my toiletries and stuff, I accidentally dropped my Under Armour spandex underwear, dude picks it up, smiles at me and says "Finders Keepers" and pretends to walk away..... come on dude.

    LMAO!!!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    Well, I mean, based on your profile pics, I can't disagree with them :blushing:
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    As soon as someone invents workout pants that can carry a small can of pepper spray in them, I'm buying!
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.
    By 'kid' you mean teen? or twenty something?

    It's a very strange pickup strategy, which obviously didn't work.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    sorry
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Post shower I was walking in locker room wrapped in towel carrying my toiletries and stuff, I accidentally dropped my Under Armour spandex underwear, dude picks it up, smiles at me and says "Finders Keepers" and pretends to walk away..... come on dude.

    This happened.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    As soon as someone invents workout pants that can carry a small can of pepper spray in them, I'm buying!

    ive seen workout pants/shorts that have a "hidden pocket" big enough to carry the pepper spray.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    I actually do believe this.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Neither of these stories are creepy. One was a guy making an embarrassing joke, and the other was just an *kitten*.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Neither of these stories are creepy. One was a guy making an embarrassing joke, and the other was just an *kitten*.

    Agreed.....but I'm pretty crude!
  • caspergirl7
    caspergirl7 Posts: 590 Member
    As soon as someone invents workout pants that can carry a small can of pepper spray in them, I'm buying!

    haha!!!
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Sounds legit
  • amy32lynn
    amy32lynn Posts: 157 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    Well, tbh, the way you dress and present yourself in your photos can only insinuate that you WANT that kind of attention. Yea maybehe was a little out of line, but what do you expect?
    I agree stfu!!!!!

    SERIOUSLY?!?! Just STFU!

    Why should I shut the **** up????? It's the truth!! Women don't walk around with their tits and *kitten* hanging out if they don't want attention. I mean...hello!

    That doesn't mean they want YOUR attention, stud.
  • Kacey11312
    Kacey11312 Posts: 55
    Do y'all hear that?

    Yup... the crap just hit the fan. Grab some popcorn!


    To the OP - WOW... That's major creeper status. :huh:
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Jealousy isn't attractive. AT ALL.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    Well, tbh, the way you dress and present yourself in your photos can only insinuate that you WANT that kind of attention. Yea maybehe was a little out of line, but what do you expect?
    To be fair her clothing is not outrageously revealing, I've seen worse around here. She is well endowed, so what do you expect her to wear for workout? Nothing short of a muumuu would hide her features...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Lol well I'm a woman, but nice try. Of course all the men will jump to defend her honor but that doesn't mean it's not true. Yea the guy was an *kitten* and it was probably embarrassing but hey lets not be naive for the sake of popularity.

    friendly advice id back out now this will not end pretty
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Jealousy isn't attractive. AT ALL.

    BOOM!!
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    Omg RAPE?? That's ridiculous. Of course rape is not ok. But all I'm saying is that if you're going to dress provocatively then you're going to get some (I guess unwanted) comments. Is everyone just totally unaware of how the male psyche works??
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Jealousy isn't attractive. AT ALL.

    Some women love to hate other women.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Relax, guys. It's a sockpuppet.
  • ellen_kay
    ellen_kay Posts: 304 Member
    freaky
  • amy32lynn
    amy32lynn Posts: 157 Member
    [quote
    Last week some kid decided to let me know in the middle of a crowded weight room that I have a ''gorgeous *kitten*'' super loud. I was mortified! He borderline shouted it and managed to turn the head of everyone within a 30 foot radius. Complete *kitten*.

    Well, tbh, the way you dress and present yourself in your photos can only insinuate that you WANT that kind of attention. Yea maybehe was a little out of line, but what do you expect? are you kidding me?????????



    SERIOUSLY?!?! Just STFU!

    Why should I shut the **** up????? It's the truth!! Women don't walk around with their tits and *kitten* hanging out if they don't want attention. I mean...hello!

    That doesn't mean they want YOUR attention, stud.

    Lol well I'm a woman, but nice try. Of course all the men will jump to defend her honor but that doesn't mean it's not true. Yea the guy was an *kitten* and it was probably embarrassing but hey lets not be naive for the sake of popularity.
    [/quote]
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