Very Exciting Development!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some very exciting news. As a chubby guy since about 5th grade, I have had to live with one MAJOR issue that has always made me more embarrassed than my weight, as well as the kid that wears a t-shirt in the pool. As some of you science savvy individuals may know, men will produce more estrogen when they're overweight than when they're skinny. This leads to a VERY embarrassing condition that doesn't get guys free drinks at the bar. It is with much joy and happiness that I officially announce, MY MAN-BOOBS (MOOBS) HAVE SHRUNK!!!!! I spent 5 minutes looking at the mirror yesterday in complete and utter awe. If I keep this up, maybe they will finally disappear for good and I can take my shirt off outside.