Help my wife won't let me make a sammich!

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  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
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    make a burrito
  • theepervette
    theepervette Posts: 638 Member
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    put her in a ****ing cage and make your sandwich
  • KAYRRIE
    KAYRRIE Posts: 201 Member
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    This is just sad. I'll be dammed if I try to prevent my husband from making his sammich. My guy wants a sammich, he's getting a big ole' sammich.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    LOL this is the best

    OP I think that your wife doesnt think you are mentally capable of handling the complicated actions of creating a sandwich. I'm sure she fears you will burn down the house or have a breakdown cover yourself in mayo and run outside naked pounding on the neighbors' door saying, "I am Spartacus!" Who can blame the woman? Please next time you post something like this talk to your wife first admit you have a problem then report back with the hilarious shenanigans that follow.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    dafuq? this is supposed to be funny? :noway:

    exactly what I was thinking
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    That's a tough one.
    On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
    Bang, there goes the man card.
    On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.

    Dude. I think you're just screwed.

    Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...

    It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh

    Once again trust issue you cant drink beer off the cat
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    put her in a ****ing cage and make your sandwich

    the get a cage for my house so I can be put in it too!

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  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    I did it!

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  • beckieboomoo
    beckieboomoo Posts: 590 Member
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    Spank her bum and tell her you're the man ;)
  • justwanderful
    justwanderful Posts: 142 Member
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    Every time, I try to make a sammich, she throws me out of the kitchen and tells me no. I hate this. I know that making sammiches will instantly cause me to lose muscle mass and my man card, but I just can't help it. What should I do?


    It's good that you have a wife who wants to make you a sandwich herself. Keep testing her like this by attempting to make your own sandwich, get your own beer, or even asking her where the washing machine is in the house. These tests will keep her sharp and in tune with your needs. It will also add points to your man card.
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    A couple of things...what would she rather have you eat? Also, why don't you just make it when she leaves the house?


    AHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! A woman leaving the house! What is this opposite day.
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
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    Man up or go hungry ;)
  • GG70
    GG70 Posts: 232 Member
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    Maybe the fact you are calling it a sammich has something to do with it..
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.
  • Birlioz
    Birlioz Posts: 20
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    I'm confused.

    You aren't allowed to eat sandwhiches or you aren't allowed to make your own?

    In any case.

    If my mans wants a sandwhich
    It's better than drugs
    so I will make him the sandwhich
    And we are both happy
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  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
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    lets define what a "sandwich" really is here.

    some form of "bread" surrounding a combination of either meats/veggies and perhaps some sauce. i wont get into dessert type sandwiches for now.

    so in this situation i think you can win by a technicality. make the sandwich out of order. two slices of bread on the bottom, meats/veggies/sauce on top.
  • zytah
    zytah Posts: 153
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    at least give the guy a coupon that hasn't expired! :cry:
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
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    cant help you there, but here's a bacon house.

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  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    You need a sammich speakeasy. A password protected haven with only the finest cuts of lunch meat, cheese, fancy breads... maybe even a panini press, so you can get your manly sammich making on in private. No one has to know.
  • pjol79
    pjol79 Posts: 50 Member
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    Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.

    omg, this right here ^

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