Help my wife won't let me make a sammich!
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A couple of things...what would she rather have you eat? Also, why don't you just make it when she leaves the house?
AHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! A woman leaving the house! What is this opposite day.0 -
Man up or go hungry0
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Maybe the fact you are calling it a sammich has something to do with it..0
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Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.0
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I'm confused.
You aren't allowed to eat sandwhiches or you aren't allowed to make your own?
In any case.
If my mans wants a sandwhich
It's better than drugs
so I will make him the sandwhich
And we are both happy
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lets define what a "sandwich" really is here.
some form of "bread" surrounding a combination of either meats/veggies and perhaps some sauce. i wont get into dessert type sandwiches for now.
so in this situation i think you can win by a technicality. make the sandwich out of order. two slices of bread on the bottom, meats/veggies/sauce on top.0 -
at least give the guy a coupon that hasn't expired!0 -
cant help you there, but here's a bacon house.
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You need a sammich speakeasy. A password protected haven with only the finest cuts of lunch meat, cheese, fancy breads... maybe even a panini press, so you can get your manly sammich making on in private. No one has to know.0
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Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.
omg, this right here ^0 -
If you make it she'll have to clean up your mess. If she makes it, it's like she's only having to clean up her own mess which is not as bad as having to clean up someone else's mess. Kwim? Complicated? Yes. But thus is the mind of a good woman. Plus, we like to do little things for the ones we love0
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You need a sammich speakeasy. A password protected haven with only the finest cuts of lunch meat, cheese, fancy breads... maybe even a panini press, so you can get your manly sammich making on in private. No one has to know.
I'm liking the way you think0
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