If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • marcenepea
    marcenepea Posts: 364 Member
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    I would ask to meet her German Shepherd. One of my favorite dogs. Any puppies soon? LOL
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    Haha why would there be baskets of lettuce,tomatoes,and other foods on my front porch?
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Ask him to make a delish salad out of them
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
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    Be a up tight
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Make it look as though I have a really interesting life so she didn't get bored
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Rate her 10!
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head
  • Crossfit112
    Crossfit112 Posts: 269 Member
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    I would take her out for a drink ;)
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head

    Ask her to be my nurse in the casualty!
  • cubsgirlinny
    cubsgirlinny Posts: 282 Member
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    would prove there's a headless horseman
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head

    Ask her to be my nurse in the casualty!
    Not sure what your diagnosis would be ? Lack of head, probably quite a common diagnosis
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I would stalk you back, just so we can get stuck in this weird stalking battle with no forseeable ending. It would be like Spy Vs Spy but creepier.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    @debbash68 Cerebral atrophy LOL!

    @Mutant13- offer to take picture of hers!
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    Grab his left nipple with my teeth.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    make a nippular train
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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    Show off my caboose
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
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    Find a secluded corner.....
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    snog in that corner!
  • Katrioustu
    Katrioustu Posts: 2,461 Member
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    Tell him to stop hiding and come on inside. ;)
  • Naomi81378
    Naomi81378 Posts: 681 Member
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    lets hang out

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