Anyone else forever alone?
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I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha
Can I apply for that position??
My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes
**happy dance** :flowerforyou:0 -
hold me?
with those eyes, no way
I wasn't talking about the chinese dude's eyes.0 -
We can be forever alone together!
It's like I told you. Only the lonely can play.0 -
I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha
Can I apply for that position??
My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes
**happy dance** :flowerforyou:
What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover0 -
Whenever I feel forever alone, I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep. After it is asleep, I use it to *kitten*.
It's like someone else diddling my loveshrimp!0 -
I'll hold you!0
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Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.
this is freakin hilarious!!!
This is GREAT!!! I can't stop laughing!!0 -
I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha
Can I apply for that position??
My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes
**happy dance** :flowerforyou:
What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover
I am available as requested, multiple times per day as needed. Plus I have a very strong tongue and love using it!0 -
@Onetwopotato: I feel ya bro. I feel the same way...Alone forever...0
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Yes. Just how I like it.
unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call
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Yes. Just how I like it.
unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call
There is hope for you, http://www.in5d.com/breatharian-couple-living-on-prana.html0 -
Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!
Count me in!
Can I come too?0 -
Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.
this is freakin hilarious!!!
OMG!!! LMAO!!! I almost Peed my pants!!!!!0 -
Yes. Just how I like it.
unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call
There is hope for you, http://www.in5d.com/breatharian-couple-living-on-prana.html0 -
LMAO!0 -
BTW......
here goes my "lonely" playlist.
only the lonely --the motels
lastima que seas ajena--some mariachi guy
wicked games--chris isaac
somebody--depeche mode
I'm not in love--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rgepWg4rzw
if you leave me now--chicago
i want to know what love is--foreigner
Yeah I spent a lot of time being single. Lol.
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Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!
Count me in!
Can I come too?
I think you should!0 -
:laugh: that is so funny!! giggle giggle....Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.
this is freakin hilarious!!!
OMG!!! LMAO!!! I almost Peed my pants!!!!!0 -
Let's get a 6 pack and go fishing brother. Catch some walleye's and have some suds it's how men should spend a sunny day!0
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