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Why stop there? We bury tons of dead bodies every day, what a waste. If you guys will eat human fetuses, why not tasty cadaver byproducts? Maybe restaurants could present them like they do live lobsters, you could pick which body you want from a showcase and they could take it in the back and use it to flavor you food - and to think, they put Dahmer in prison for doing little more than trying to make his own food seasoning.
Trying to be funny, or trying to be offensive. Whatever. I firmly believe in using aborted fetuses and stem cells in medical research...why not use discarded parts to further medical knowledge? .
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks or further medical knowledge. If you took a poll, I bet 100% of fetuses would have the same preference, as fulfilling as providing flavor to a Pepsi may be.0 -
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks or further medical knowledge. If you took a poll, I bet 100% of fetuses would have the same preference, as fulfilling as providing flavor to a Pepsi may be.
dont knock it til you try it.
who knows...maybe getting used as a soda flavoring is the best way to get positive karma? and you reap the rewards when you get reincarnated.0 -
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks or further medical knowledge. If you took a poll, I bet 100% of fetuses would have the same preference, as fulfilling as providing flavor to a Pepsi may be.
dont knock it til you try it.
who knows...maybe getting used as a soda flavoring is the best way to get positive karma? and you reap the rewards when you get reincarnated.
:drinker: a toast of you! I mean, a toast to you!0 -
Why stop there? We bury tons of dead bodies every day, what a waste. If you guys will eat human fetuses, why not tasty cadaver byproducts? Maybe restaurants could present them like they do live lobsters, you could pick which body you want from a showcase and they could take it in the back and use it to flavor you food - and to think, they put Dahmer in prison for doing little more than trying to make his own food seasoning.
Trying to be funny, or trying to be offensive. Whatever. I firmly believe in using aborted fetuses and stem cells in medical research...why not use discarded parts to further medical knowledge? .
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks or further medical knowledge. If you took a poll, I bet 100% of fetuses would have the same preference, as fulfilling as providing flavor to a Pepsi may be.
If you were discarded and used for research, then you wouldn't be here to complain about it. Your opinion is biased.
I, for one, welcome our new fetal overlords.0 -
WTH? Okay I am no scientist but why do you need fetal cells for flavor enhancers?!?!? It is just like the movie I saw last year with Charlton Heston Soilet Green (sp)!!!0
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Sure beats the flame retardant that's in Mt Dew.0
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WTH? Okay I am no scientist but why do you need fetal cells for flavor enhancers?!?!? It is just like the movie I saw last year with Charlton Heston Soilet Green (sp)!!!
we all agree that babies smell wonderful right? just think how they would taste!!!0 -
I'm with you there and I also have no issue with using animals for medical research either0
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Why stop there? We bury tons of dead bodies every day, what a waste. If you guys will eat human fetuses, why not tasty cadaver byproducts? Maybe restaurants could present them like they do live lobsters, you could pick which body you want from a showcase and they could take it in the back and use it to flavor you food - and to think, they put Dahmer in prison for doing little more than trying to make his own food seasoning.
Trying to be funny, or trying to be offensive. Whatever. I firmly believe in using aborted fetuses and stem cells in medical research...why not use discarded parts to further medical knowledge? .
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks or further medical knowledge. If you took a poll, I bet 100% of fetuses would have the same preference, as fulfilling as providing flavor to a Pepsi may be.
If you were discarded and used for research, then you wouldn't be here to complain about it. Your opinion is biased.
I, for one, welcome our new fetal overlords.
Lack of fetal complaints cannot be interpreted as consent. I imagine that the rate of fetal suicide is quite low, so it is implied that they would prefer a future that entails being delivered as a baby rather than becoming a food additive or chilling out in a Petri dish0 -
This is all hypothetical given Snopes has shown report to be false anyway.
However I have no issue with cadaver cells or aborted foetal cells being used for medical research purposes.(issues with abortion itself are a separate issue)
Comparisons to cannibalism are just stupid.0 -
Some people will believe anything....
You mean people lie on the Internet? My faith in humanity is shattered........:sad: :sad: :sad:0 -
Well, Diet Pepsi's slogan used to be "You've got the right one, baby."0
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This is all hypothetical given Snopes has shown report to be false anyway.
However I have no issue with cadaver cells or aborted foetal cells being used for medical research purposes.(issues with abortion itself are a separate issue)
Comparisons to cannibalism are just stupid.
Putting aside the fact that the story is fake - consuming a human flavored Pepsi (as people above stated they would, I'm praying in jest), whether fetuses or not, is pretty clearly cannibalism.0 -
WTH? Okay I am no scientist but why do you need fetal cells for flavor enhancers?!?!? It is just like the movie I saw last year with Charlton Heston Soilet Green (sp)!!!
we all agree that babies smell wonderful right? just think how they would taste!!!
That was Soylent Green. And babies smell, all right, but very far from wonderful.0 -
This is all hypothetical given Snopes has shown report to be false anyway.
However I have no issue with cadaver cells or aborted foetal cells being used for medical research purposes.(issues with abortion itself are a separate issue)
Comparisons to cannibalism are just stupid.
Putting aside the fact that the story is fake - consuming a human flavored Pepsi (as people above stated they would, I'm praying in jest), whether fetuses or not, is pretty clearly cannibalism.
actually just consuming human cells is not considered cannibalism. think about kissing. you actually consume some cells during that process and it doesnt make you a cannibal.0 -
WTH? Okay I am no scientist but why do you need fetal cells for flavor enhancers?!?!? It is just like the movie I saw last year with Charlton Heston Soilet Green (sp)!!!
we all agree that babies smell wonderful right? just think how they would taste!!!
That was Soylent Green. And babies smell, all right, but very far from wonderful.
huh? what kind of dumpster babies have you been smelling?0 -
WTH? Okay I am no scientist but why do you need fetal cells for flavor enhancers?!?!? It is just like the movie I saw last year with Charlton Heston Soilet Green (sp)!!!
we all agree that babies smell wonderful right? just think how they would taste!!!
That was Soylent Green. And babies smell, all right, but very far from wonderful.
huh? what kind of dumpster babies have you been smelling?
Every baby I've ever been around. Not that I've ever actually picked one up....no.0 -
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks
This made me shoot some Diet Coke out of my nose0 -
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks
This made me shoot some Diet Coke out of my nose
not so clever of you girl.0 -
As a former fetus, I'm glad that I wasn't discarded and used to flavor soft drinks
This made me shoot some Diet Coke out of my nose
not so clever of you girl.
Well, I DID think it was funny...0
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