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MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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I've decided after a dream where tinkerbell told me that 800 calories are okay and i noticed some people in the boards don't care how many calories anyone consumes that I'm gonna eat 800 cals until I reach my arbitrary goal in a couple weeks to be as skinny and non-fat as possible for a party I'm throwing. I don't care if my hair falls out because I can buy a wig and extensions, and pretty much I don't need a bank account (or bank account analogy) because I have a husband who does.

So can someone please tell me how to meet my 108 grams protein macro's on this plan? the 800 cal plan?
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Sperm.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Sperm.

    /thread
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Sperm.

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    ETA: note to the mods. there is nothing "suggestive" about this gif. it's a staple of comedy called a "spit take" when somebody says something shocking and has been in use since the Milton Berle TV days.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Bwahahahahahaha!! Epic! :laugh:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    tyler's sperm
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    tyler's sperm

    QFT
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    tyler's sperm
    QFT
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!

    ....
  • Janyaa
    Janyaa Posts: 64 Member
    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn...! :noway: :laugh:

    :drinker:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!

    ....

    This is a great day for MFP and all mankind!!!!!
  • lisy28
    lisy28 Posts: 156 Member
    LMAOooooooooooo
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Sperm.

    But what about those of us with a nut allergy?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh em gee. Thanks guise! Husband is going to :heart: your suggestive suggestions.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    tyler's sperm

    He doesn't have any left because of:

    yo-gabba-gabba-foofa.jpg
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn...! :noway: :laugh:

    Not really.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    IN.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    tyler's sperm

    He doesn't have any left because of:

    yo-gabba-gabba-foofa.jpg
    ummmm...ouch. Thats NOT what the foofa is for! so scratch.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn...! :noway: :laugh:

    Not really.

    Exactly.
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
    Sperm.

    But what about those of us with a nut allergy?

    :smooched: I see what you did there!
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I came in to derail this thread, but I don't think that is possible. Try horse juice.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Oh em gee. Thanks guise! Husband is going to :heart: your suggestive suggestions.

    Have fun, don't forget to gargle, and don't forget to come back for relationship advice.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    Sperm.

    gag.
  • jakesfitness
    jakesfitness Posts: 123 Member
    At 108 grams of protein, thats 432 calories... so more than half. sounds like you dont really care if people tell you not to do this because your going to do it anyway, but i would say protein shakes, nuts, egg whites, low fat cheese and yogurts, lots of fish(tilapia/swai/shrimp for low fat), chicken, quinoa, spinach, romane lettus...

    easy on the beef, probably no pork(too fatty)
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    At 108 grams of protein, thats 432 calories... so more than half. sounds like you dont really care if people tell you not to do this because your going to do it anyway, but i would say protein shakes, nuts, egg whites, low fat cheese and yogurts, lots of fish(tilapia/swai/shrimp for low fat), chicken, quinoa, spinach, romane lettus...

    easy on the beef, probably no pork(too fatty)

    There is always one.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    At 108 grams of protein, thats 432 calories... so more than half. sounds like you dont really care if people tell you not to do this because your going to do it anyway, but i would say protein shakes, nuts, egg whites, low fat cheese and yogurts, lots of fish(tilapia/swai/shrimp for low fat), chicken, quinoa, spinach, romane lettus...

    easy on the beef, probably no pork(too fatty)

    There is always one.

    I always get a good giggle
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I bet you like this foofa huh? 53310.original.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&sharp=15&vib=10&w=521&h=521&fit=crop
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Sperm.

    But what about those of us with a nut allergy?

    :smooched: I see what you did there!

    :love: :flowerforyou:
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