Woman Tries to Hire a Hitman to Kill Her Husband

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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Wtf...
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    Wow. Less shameful than divorce?
  • Hitem20
    Hitem20 Posts: 121
    Wow. Less shameful than divorce?

    To be fair, she didnt want to break her husbands heart
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    :noway:

    Holy crap.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    Seriously, WTF.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    Wow.

    The thing that gets me is that people think they can get away with it!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    divorces are expensive! hitmen are cheaper than lawyers, AND you get ALL the stuff, plus, if they do it right, you get the insurance payout. this is just a forward-thinking problem-solver right there.

    um... and.. er... a wretched excuse for a human being... clearly.... *looks shifty*
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
    :sick:
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Woulda been cooler to watch her get arrested as she got out of the car.
  • Hitem20
    Hitem20 Posts: 121
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Because you are an intelligent person and we cant assume everyone else has at least average intelligence. We are dealing with some real dunderheads here. I mean she thought a $100 deposit was legit.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...
  • geekette411
    geekette411 Posts: 154 Member
    From the title, I thought this was a job ad. Sorry, my bad.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Wow. Less shameful than divorce?

    To be fair, she didnt want to break her husbands heart

    No she wanted it to explode into a gooey mess.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...

    Normally I send the banking information for the wire transfer and a burner email account for you send a pic and the details and how you want it to look.

    Ummm...you know, when you...uh...ummm....want that throw pillow quilted. Yeah, quilted throw pillows.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Wow. Less shameful than divorce?

    To be fair, she didnt want to break her husbands heart

    No she wanted it to explode into a gooey mess.

    Pink mist.
  • ChuckNourish
    ChuckNourish Posts: 39
    Saw this earlier.... she is 20... DUMB BROAD.....


    Oh yeah.... I'll give you $100 upfront...
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...

    If he wants the money and the job then yeah.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...

    If he wants the money and the job then yeah.

    Because its safe to change plans and pat down someone who kills other people for money.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Good for her.....most women just kill their men slowly, over the course of many years.....
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Wow. Less shameful than divorce?

    To be fair, she didnt want to break her husbands heart

    No she wanted it to explode into a gooey mess.

    Technically, she didn't want him to be killed in the house because she didn't want a mess..
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...

    If he wants the money and the job then yeah.

    Because its safe to change plans and pat down someone who kills other people for money.

    Just like it's safe to meet and get into the car with him.
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    Funny thing is that the husband dont want her to go to jail now
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Can't wait for this to get on ID.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I am just floored! I kept waiting for him to tell her he was an undercover cop and arrest her stupid *kitten*!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    What I don't get is why, when people hire a hit man, do they meet IN the hit man's car? Why don't they pat them down first? Clearly if you meet in their car there is more chance of being taped. If they were smart they'd do a game changer at the meeting: tell them you're going to meet in YOUR car and drive some place else AND pat him down just to be sure. If he says no then leave.

    Do you really think a hitman would listen to that...

    Definitely not Mother****** Jones
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I am just floored! I kept waiting for him to tell her he was an undercover cop and arrest her stupid *kitten*!

    I don't think they do that until the payment has been made. I've seen one of those shows -- Snapped or ID -- where they went so far as to fake the hit.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I am just floored! I kept waiting for him to tell her he was an undercover cop and arrest her stupid *kitten*!

    I don't think they do that until the payment has been made. I've seen one of those shows -- Snapped or ID -- where they went so far as to fake the hit.

    Cash was exchanged. She made $100 down payment (:noway:) and didn't intend to pay the rest until she got the insurance money!
  • ShaniWulffe
    ShaniWulffe Posts: 458 Member
    Reminds me of that movie I Love You to Death, just a lot less funny...
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I am just floored! I kept waiting for him to tell her he was an undercover cop and arrest her stupid *kitten*!

    I don't think they do that until the payment has been made. I've seen one of those shows -- Snapped or ID -- where they went so far as to fake the hit.

    Cash was exchanged. She made $100 down payment (:noway:) and didn't intend to pay the rest until she got the insurance money!

    Ahh. I must have missed that part.

    ETA: Whose to say the cops didn't arrest her after she got out of the car?

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