I can't eat more than 7000 calories a day...
Even with peanut butter and spoonfuls of coconut oil, I still can't hit my goal. I eat a lot of bacon, sausage, white potatoes, and even occasionally take some mass gainer that has like 2000 calories..but I always come up short of my goal.
Any help (or ridicule/strangulation) would be much appreciated.
Any help (or ridicule/strangulation) would be much appreciated.
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I was going to suggest this actually!0 -
I tried that...I'm full after about 4 servings and then I can't eat but about 2000 more calories for the rest of my day...
I'm never reaching my goals :sad:0 -
Buy a cow. Cut out the middle man.0
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eat more sugars....refined sugars.
NOT fruits! sugars from fruits dont count, and many fruits are juicy and things that are juicy dont have calories.
also, tylers casserole.0 -
Sounds like there's not enough lard in your diet.0
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Still to low0
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Weak! You call yourself a man? Pathetic.0
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twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.
22 x 320 = 7040 calories0 -
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There's also deep fried butter...deep fried Twinkies...deep fried candy bars...deep fried Oreos...
Oh & don't forget this bad boy...
The Krispy Kreme burger...0 -
twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.
22 x 320 = 7040 calories
How big do the 7 watermelons have to be?0 -
twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.
22 x 320 = 7040 calories
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Time to hit the competitive eating circuit then.
Chestnut ate 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That's 20,010 calories in 10 minutes.
You can easily do half of that.
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twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.
22 x 320 = 7040 calories
How big do the 7 watermelons have to be?
as big as 5.5 watermelons would normally be.0 -
Cold Stone Creamery is the answer0
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Cold Stone Creamery is the answer
Oooh...good call...their ice cream cakes are amazing!0 -
You're not trying hard enough.0
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I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.0
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Coldstone Creamery ohhhh yeahhhh!!!!0
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Heart Attack Grill my friend. High calorie (and fat) food and hot nurses. You can't go wrong with your goals!!
You'll get to 7000 by the first meal!! You can do it!!
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One thing is for sure. stay away from the cauliflower. That stuff is everywhere, trying to steal your calories.0
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Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?0
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I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.
can you eat a T Rex? or is that only allowed on the Cretaceous Diet??
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Oh screw paleo, 4 or 5 of those Krispy Kreme burgers should do the trick, aling with Stonecold Creamery. Buck up and be a man.0
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Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?
it's called bulking.0 -
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Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?
it's called bulking.
but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.0 -
You're a mouse not a man.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww
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