If Guys Got Pregnant

JeremiahStone
JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
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What would life be like if guys were the ones to get pregnant instead?
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  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
    I was thinking about that earlier today as I sipped on some tea.
  • pchesnut
    pchesnut Posts: 347 Member
    then it would have been my husband getting out of bed 18,000 times a night to pee and me snuggled up and able to be comfortable in any position.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nIwPWzD9xg

    ^ two men go through simulated child birth
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    What life are you referring to? If guys were the ones that got pregnant our species would have died off a very long time ago assuming the only change is that men get pregnant and women don't and everything else about us stays the same. We are the stronger sex physically and mentally. :wink:
  • SkepticallyFit
    SkepticallyFit Posts: 71
    Abortion would be a non-issue. Hopefully a few less dead beat dads.
  • simplyciera
    simplyciera Posts: 168 Member
    Would it look like a melon passing out of an elephant's trunk? Idk, but I'd love to see it <3
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Giving birth would become a spectator sport, and likely would be competitive, too.
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    Would it look like a melon passing out of an elephant's trunk? Idk, but I'd love to see it <3

    LOL and I almost threw up visualizing that
  • sdfkjsadglkj11
    sdfkjsadglkj11 Posts: 211 Member
    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.
  • gowrirao81
    gowrirao81 Posts: 139 Member
    It'd be like that B-grade movie, Junior!
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    like shooting a spitball into a straw without using a straw
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    1. Episiotomy would give you automatic disability benefits.

    2. Breast Feeding would be acceptable on a lawn mower, stripped to the waist, wearing a harness with a John Deere logo.

    3. Labor would be called The Ironman Expulsion Event.

    4. Time off work would begin 3 days after conception.

    5. Population would decline by 20% in two years. 50% in 3 years.

    6. There would be a cure for morning sickness.

    7. There would be a 100% sure method of birth control which would not interfere with sensitivity during sexand it would be required by law.

    8. Men would start peeing when they laughed, sneezed, etc., only it wouldn't be considered funny.

    9. Pregnancy urine tests would be replaced with a breathalyzer test,accurate five minutes after conception.

    10. The morning after pill would be sold like aspirin.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    I think they'd be called girls.
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Oh! And baby showers would have booze and strippers!
  • FeelingLessChubby
    FeelingLessChubby Posts: 152 Member

    5. Population would decline by 20% in two years. 50% in 3 years.

    :D:D that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this topic!
  • j6o4
    j6o4 Posts: 871 Member
    Every guy would die after giving birth.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    They'd probably be women.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Abortion would be a non-issue. Hopefully a few less dead beat dads.

    I've always said that if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    Giving birth would become a spectator sport, and likely would be competitive, too.

    that's so true...
  • rdzilla
    rdzilla Posts: 113 Member
    No one is forcing women to have babies. (or at least, I'd hope not!)

    There would be more births at the end of August so paternity leave would coincide with the beginning of football season and of course last until Super Bowl Monday.
  • I_Will_Be_The_Swan
    I_Will_Be_The_Swan Posts: 132
    There would be a whole bunch of cheerleaders with whiney, ex-football player teen boyfriends, complaining about losing their scholarship because they can't play with a beachball full of embryo up in their bellies.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    China could abolish it's One-Child policy and replace it with the "You Have Baby! You Have More Baby Right Now!" policy. Aaaand, men might finally shut their pieholes about women being big crybabies while pregnant!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Sexist thread is sexist...
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.
    baby showers would be held at a stripclub/gun range with dirt bikes and midgets
    "Yo my water just broke yo" " aight Get a bucket homie, junior is coming in hot"
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Sexist thread is sexist...

    +holy books would be quite different.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    It's too early for this topic. I might be going back to bed soon and don't wanna end up with nightmares.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    More contraception would be used! lol
  • Penny_Harrison
    Penny_Harrison Posts: 45 Member
    If men had the babies, birthing would be done under general anaesthetic and the law would be one child per family :-)
  • harleygroomer
    harleygroomer Posts: 373 Member
    If guys had to push a pot roast out of their wang-doodles---there would be NO PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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