If Guys Got Pregnant

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    The earth would be like 10 times more overpopulated cause they are as horny as pucks and their sperms have a shelf life of forever. They'd be eternally pregnant from age 13 to 79. That's a lot of babies.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.

    Please lock thread. I just threw up ..blehh
  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
    They'd die.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    lot less b!tching would be heard lol

    I wouldn't ever have to have "that fear"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It'd be like that B-grade movie, Junior!

    I was thinking of that old film Rabbit Test witih Billy Crystal getting pregnant from her being on top.
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    What would life be like if guys were the ones to get pregnant instead?

    Where would the babies come out from? Just something to think about!
  • KristyAnn81
    KristyAnn81 Posts: 128 Member
    1. Episiotomy would give you automatic disability benefits.

    2. Breast Feeding would be acceptable on a lawn mower, stripped to the waist, wearing a harness with a John Deere logo.

    3. Labor would be called The Ironman Expulsion Event.

    4. Time off work would begin 3 days after conception.

    5. Population would decline by 20% in two years. 50% in 3 years.

    6. There would be a cure for morning sickness.

    7. There would be a 100% sure method of birth control which would not interfere with sensitivity during sexand it would be required by law.

    8. Men would start peeing when they laughed, sneezed, etc., only it wouldn't be considered funny.

    9. Pregnancy urine tests would be replaced with a breathalyzer test,accurate five minutes after conception.

    10. The morning after pill would be sold like aspirin.



    I can't stop laughing at this....:laugh:
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    If men could get pregnant, civilization would end.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    I like being the baby maker... would love to have a point of view gun though. :)
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    We would be extinct as a species, because despite their general greater strength, it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .Guys would go through childbirth once, but seldom twice. No man-bashing here, just the truth.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    , it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

    What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


    With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

    cut finger off with skill saw
    severe toe on ladder
    knife drop on foot and stand up
    nail through hand
    1" drill bit go through someone foot
    a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


    I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.
  • aakaakaak
    aakaakaak Posts: 1,240 Member
    I would personally like to see the process of how that baby got in there.

    It would look the same from the outside. The difference would be the big moment. Instead of being a squirt it would be a vaccuum motion and our stuff would get sucked into them like a straw.

    We'd have had to evolve differently as well. Either we'd have the same size pee hole, giving birth to tiny babies and be marsupials, or we'd develop a 3rd hole, like a woman (maybe a split nut sack?) to give birth from. Or it would not be physically possible. Another option would be to have multiple children and men would die in childbirth because there would be no natural way for them to give birth with the size of babies we have. Eventually, everyone give birth through C-section, but before then all the guys would die in childbirth.

    Either our body chemistry would have to be different, including your muscle to fat ratio, or the nutrients sent to the baby would be different.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    I would be able to name my child Laura Jr.
  • larsensue
    larsensue Posts: 461 Member
    If guys gave birth Humans would no longer exhist!
    if they did manage to get through it and continued to populate the earth there would be no VIAGRA and an actual cure for post pardum depression, stretch marks, weakened bladders because of child birth and alot more understanding between the sexes!
  • M______
    M______ Posts: 288 Member
    If guys got pregnant you wouldn't be able to move for people
  • lwagnitz
    lwagnitz Posts: 1,321 Member
    , it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

    What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


    With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

    cut finger off with skill saw
    severe toe on ladder
    knife drop on foot and stand up
    nail through hand
    1" drill bit go through someone foot
    a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


    I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.

    Big tough men are big and tough. Grr
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  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    I would be able to name my child Laura Jr.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    guys will be like....

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  • britzzie
    britzzie Posts: 338 Member
    They'd be debating over who's stretch marks were cooler.

    "No way, man! See how this one looks like a snake!"
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Where the heck would the baby be delivered from?
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    Lots and lots of very tall and skinny people....
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    It would be fantastic for gays. Homosexual marriage would be legalised immediately and there would be ALL KINDDZZZ of surrogate gay dudes bopping around the place.

    It would be terrible for women because a big part of their value would now be spread about. Similarly, if women could inseminate eachother it would be totally change the "dating game" and society as we know it
  • nytius
    nytius Posts: 173 Member
    I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!

    ^This^

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  • lizzzylou
    lizzzylou Posts: 325
    , it is a fact that men do not have the stamina or the ability to endure as much pain as women .

    What do you base that not? I don't know, im curious. I have no doubt that is painful and the entire process of pregnancy is difficult. But, I have sen women cry over smallest crap (guys too).


    With that said I have seen the following without men making more than a grimace....

    cut finger off with skill saw
    severe toe on ladder
    knife drop on foot and stand up
    nail through hand
    1" drill bit go through someone foot
    a large hook buried beyond the barb between thumb and index finger and it took several tries to rip out with pliers


    I'd say both can be tough and dependent on person.

    I've...
    nailed my hand to the floor with an air nailer
    ripped my thumbnail off on a 2x4
    broken multiple toes while in flip flops around my horses
    face planted the pavement while riding downhill on my bike when the barrings locked up
    fallen from a tractor bucket and have a 50 gal drum land on my arm and break it
    have been in need of stiches mutliple times from cuts
    dislocated my knee playing basketball with guys (and girls)
    and other accident prone things
    ....what's your point?

    ETA: I now see your point in the last sentence....my bad :drinker:
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    That's a good woman ^
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I don't know about you...but I can barely stand my husband with a cold...him having a baby would be a nightmare!

    This is exactly right. It would be horrible.

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