If Guys Got Pregnant

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  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    I'm just going to put these right here with regards to the claims of women handling pain better:

    http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=51160 (How Men & Women Handle Pain)

    http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=97662&page=1 (Studies Suggest Men Handle Pain Better)

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/07/050705004113.htm (Women Feel More Pain Than Men, Research Shows)

    http://news.psu.edu/story/141291/2008/11/10/research/probing-question-do-women-have-higher-pain-threshold-men (Probing Question: Do women have a higher pain threshold than men?)

    http://healthyliving.msn.com/health-wellness/do-women-have-a-higher-pain-threshold-1 (Do Women Have a Higher Pain Threshold?)

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=women-feel-pain-more-intensely (Women Feel Pain More Intensely Than Men Do)

    But that's just research. We can't go believing everything we read.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?
  • BoomstickChick
    BoomstickChick Posts: 428 Member
    then it would have been my husband getting out of bed 18,000 times a night to pee and me snuggled up and able to be comfortable in any position.

    I hear that one! Not to mention dealing with the pains and discomforts of pregnancy. I dunno. I'd rather deal with it all myself. I wouldn't want to listen to him ***** and moan all the time.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

    dear-men-life-without-women-would-be-a-pain-in-the-*kitten*.jpg
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    ...then we would have vag!na's, uterus's, large breasts, Fallopian tubes, hairy legs, armpit hair and beards.
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

    Gay friends proclaim, in detail, when they're pinging... It's not exactly a "pain" :O
  • nytius
    nytius Posts: 173 Member
    We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

    Yeah all those 13 yr old "men" are dreaming about procreation in the early mornings. Without her uterus capabilities...surely a woman loses all appeal...

    Look at the uterus on her!...

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVMUIvqLrt-hBVp8pqiD0IDV1okss18OMqkRPNvDLi9m2eEJHO

    And this woman surely...is no good without making a baby...

    th?id=H.4869050875710702&pid=15.1
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.

    And they would be drive through clinics
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    I'd probably have a young Jennifer Aniston's baby, I don't care if that's wrong ;)
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    There would be an abortion clinic on every street corner right between the doughnut shop and dry cleaner.

    And they would be drive through clinics

    Screw that, there would be safe to use do-it-yourself kits.

    And they would sell them in informercials.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    *perspective of pregnant moody woman

    I'm so glad only female mammals can have a baby. Theres something so special though that a man will never know. They may control countries, command armies, or be the CEO of some powerful company but they will never get to experience what it's like to grow and nurture life. Not know how it feels to be so deeply bounded to your child to know that their whole life is dependent on your life from conception to weaning. He'll never know how it feels to suckle a baby so close to his heart and the center of his soul.

    I am nothing but feminine now...the definition of our earth. I can grow life. I've never felt more feminine or with more purpose than I do now. A man will never get to experience that.

    I'm sure if men could get pregnant they would treat it with as much sacredness as the Jews treat circumcision or some tribes treat the ritualistic rite of manhood. In fact, I would argue that it would hold more sacredness than anything man has accomplished.
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
    That would look reaaallly funny.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    We wouldn't have any need for the female gender anymore?

    Gee, thanks.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg

    That is....disturbing.
  • lisamarie1780
    lisamarie1780 Posts: 432 Member
    What would life be like if guys were the ones to get pregnant instead?

    ... then the human race would have died out long ago .... :yawn:
  • jacobschwarz
    jacobschwarz Posts: 39 Member
    This is the same as asking what a woman will feel if she got kicked in the balls.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    It'd be like the movie Junior. With Aaaahhnold.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg

    That is....disturbing.

    Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    220px-Juniorposter.jpg

    Ha ha, yes!
  • Marcia661
    Marcia661 Posts: 183 Member
    We wouldn't be here lol. End to humanity ;)
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg

    That is....disturbing.

    Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

    The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

    The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg

    That is....disturbing.

    Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

    The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

    The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?

    lol you had a bigger "exit" to work with .. give the guy a break! ;)
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    pathetic men, ammirite?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    hahahahaha
    This thread cracks me up....:laugh:
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.

    I'm picturing this now. "Prenatal Vitamins: Now in Cool Ranch Flavor".
  • pamperedlinny
    pamperedlinny Posts: 1,687 Member
    Prenatal pills would come in the form of bacon.

    I'm picturing this now. "Prenatal Vitamins: Now in Cool Ranch Flavor".

    Could we just work on that now? Prenatals are just yuck.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    man-gives-birth.jpg

    That is....disturbing.

    Disturbing? Only a woman would say that! Childbirth is beautiful! Look at that precious bundle of joy!

    The bundle of joy looks cold. They should have already had the baby wrapped in a blanket. lol.

    The funny thing about this picture is that the nurse (possibly supposed to be the mom) is holding the baby and looking at it lovingly while the dad who is supposed to have just given birth appears to be passed out. As soon as my kids were born they were placed in my arms and I was the one looking at them lovingly. Does this indicate the difference between men and women?

    lol you had a bigger "exit" to work with .. give the guy a break! ;)

    My boyfriend always jokes that his son is his butt baby since the mom is not very involved, lol. Does that even the score a little?
  • CaptainHNNNGGG
    CaptainHNNNGGG Posts: 205 Member
    That feel when you don't know who the mother is.

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