Protein Farts

I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.

It might never set in. I'm 35 and still waiting! LOL

I get copious amounts of protein that i believe come out the back end as the devil himself

Lmao!

Omg my bf has the WORST smelling gas of all time. He consumes a ridiculous amount of protein and that must be why. It's like rancid eggs mixed with garbage that baked in the sun on top of a dumpster filled with diapers.

Oh so gross! LOL!!!

The promax bars can make me clear a room. 11 grams of fiber on top of the protein. Yowza!

There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"

I don't think I can ever join a gym. If I farted, I would bust out laughing and totally rat myself out. I'm not sure when maturity is going to set in with me.

It might never set in. I'm 35 and still waiting! LOL

I'm almost 47! My daughter said I'm the worst mom ever. I was on the floor doing crunches the other night, and as I got up I let a really good one out on purpose. She was sooooo mad. I was laughing so hard I was still lettin' 'em out during my DLs! I realize I will never get a date talking like this. :bigsmile:

There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"

That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:

that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol

There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"

That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:

that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol

Haha... Gross! One more reason not to have air freshener in the bathroom.

There's nothing worse then when a co-worker comes into your office to talk and crop dusts. "WTH man??"

That's not cool. I used to work at Lowe's and everyone would crop dust the cleaning product aisle to cover the smell. It always smelled like flower farts. :sick:

that's like trying to cover up poop smells when someone uses the bathroom with vanilla air fresh spray. Now every time I smell vanilla scent I only can think of hot stinking poop smell cloaked in a fine mist of vanilla scent. Gross lol

Haha... Gross! One more reason not to have air freshener in the bathroom.

Oh no, that's a necessity! You just have to find the right one. My son's girlfriend bought him maple syrup scented spray. It does a great job of covering the smell!

But I really like maple syrup! Does he associate pancakes with poop now? :laugh:

cabbage farts during yoga !!!

Greek Yogurt Farts. Deadly.

any fart occurring after a "free day" type of consumption of food possibly involving hot wings and draft beer

I still think the guy will come back after he farted near my face...

Just sayin, a fart from that banana hammock he's wearing would have to be worse.