You know you've been single for too long when...
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You know you've been single too long when you have more semen on your shirt than in your balls.
THERE. /thread0 -
Also This ^
Hence why I'm single
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way! Hmm, now who said that?! Wayne Dyer, maybe! I forget. Lol
I find this picture ironic. How can I be happy from within if I am a man? /wrist0 -
OP, I feel your pain! I work 3rd shift, and the only people I go out with are my mom and/ or my best friends, which consist of a married couple. Where would I even begin to meet a guy? Sigh...0
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... the idea of your friends arranging you blind dates start to sound interesting.
LOL.
Am I the only one here who feels like they have been single forever? The problem with me is that I'm the anti girl-my-age. When I'm supposed to love partying and going out to drink and all that, I love staying at home, cooking, watching sci-fi/horror/asian movies and relaxing stuff. Don't get me wrong, I love going out every now and then but just not as an every weekend thing. Specially when all the people my age loves to get drunk and I don't even drink alcohol.
Geez, being a nerdy girl with a somehow old-fashioned mind sucks. I only want a nice guy who likes to stay at home to play games, or watch movies, or make dinner together, have a LOTR marathon, or a Doctor Who one, or X Files one...
Forever alone? I guess so, since it's impossible to stay at home and find your better half. Buuuu.
*sorry for the whining*
Please, come to NYC and take your pick! I LOVE a nerdy boy, sci-fi fans and playing video games, but I HATE staying indoors. I can't have it both ways apparently. Dating in a big city when all you want is a country boy (ie: hunting, fishing, outdoorsy), is ROUGH. I dont WANT to stay in, but I end up doing it far too often because I date introverted couch potatoes because at least we have xyz in common. UGH0 -
When i'm so addicted to reading manga, watching anime & playing video games like from the PS3,PSP & PC , hehe ^_^0
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Rules for life:
1. Find a man you can talk to
2. Find a man who makes you laugh
3. Find a man who's fantastic in bed
4. Find a man with a good job
5. Then make sure none of these men ever meet each other!!!
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you think about sharing your bed for actual sleep disturbing. LOL0
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You'd have to Google sex to even remember what it's like0
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When you can't even get a date. :-(0
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It would be nice to have someone that thinks you're pretty and has the same/similar interests.
I'm a 23 year old gamer/anime geek. I haven't been on a date since I was 18. I was just so busy with College and work and now finding a job. I don't think I'll be able to look for a long time
It also gets bad whent parents start looking for a retirement house with a basement apartment for you.0 -
You sound like my idea girl.0
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Forever single here, would love to meet a decent guy who's in to the same stuff as me unfortunately asking too much of the boys of my age.When you can't even get a date. :-(
This.
I've been single for 24 years (I am 24). I'm generally fine with being single (That is, until I get a crush on someone!) But I seem to come from a place where casual sex is more acceptable than dating & the fact that I want to get to know someone first is "weird."
You know you've been single too long when...
- The other side of your bed is occupied by a pile of clean laundry
- You're unclear on how to flirt, or are oblivious to others trying to flirt with you
- Anyone buying you even the smallest trinket, food item or ticket is a magical great event met with extreme gratefulness
- Your parents who always encouraged same-race dating are now telling you interracial is fine too (I'm not White, if that matters)
- Your room is a mess & you don't care because you're the only one that sees it
- The one who makes the most appearances in your mobile uploads album is a cat or little dog
- Members of the opposite sex ask you how you could possibly be single (yet don't ask you out)
- You're 24 & can't get a pap test because the doctor says it can't be done on virgins (Thank god)
- When a guy does show any slight interest whatsoever via internet or IRL, it is a MAJOR announcement to all friends0 -
when you let the landing strip go haywire since no ones knocking at the door!!:embarassed:0
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...when you prefer being single over a relationship.0
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