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  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    OMG Bwahahahaha!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
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    Oooo that was fun to read.
  • UnleashingLovely
    UnleashingLovely Posts: 205
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    Bumping for later.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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    In for besmirched. Love that word. :love:

    :love: x2
    :heart:
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
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    AWESOME! This cracked me up!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    STOP!!! PLEASE NO MORE MESSAGES!! I AM TIRED!!!! HUMILIATION IS GRAVE!!! TRANQUILITY I AM!

    I'm trying so hard not to laugh...
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,064 Member
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    Reputation! Reputation! Reputation!
    You have lost your reputation, and what remains is bestial.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.
  • KimINfortheWin
    KimINfortheWin Posts: 251 Member
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    MONTY!!!!

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  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
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    Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.

    indubitably
  • Victoria2448
    Victoria2448 Posts: 559 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Best thread ever!

    Thanks all for the laughs today!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    THIS IS ILLEGAL!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    They speak the evil of you huh? Bishes!
  • SteelersFan7
    SteelersFan7 Posts: 217 Member
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    Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

    To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

    The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

    I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

    In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

    What? No mention of her whispering eye? Hardly classifies as "pervish" behavior.
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

    To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

    The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

    I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

    In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

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  • luceegj
    luceegj Posts: 246 Member
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    Well proves you'd make another :)
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Surely it would behoove you to take issue with said offense to the civil authorities, in opposition to such a public broadcast. This is a shamefully aggressive display sir.

    Indeed, the civil authorities are the very ones who have devised such an inchoate regime of constabulary!

    I shall stand on the highest platform in the square and cry in indignation! If the civil authorities indeed have the will to enforce justice, they shall rally behind me and secure all the images!

    The darkened room itself, camera obscura, shall be my home! Tracings will be made of all of the beauty of this world, and stored on an encrypted hard drive deep in the bowels of my mother's basement!
  • taunto
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