Protein Farts

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  • Sailfindragon
    Sailfindragon Posts: 28 Member
    After exercise for me! That is when everyone in the house suffers. LOL
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    was kinda shocked to see the whole 1st page filled with women's posts! lol

    Don't tell anyone, but women think farts are funny too. Mostly their own though.

    QFT

    farted_zps4c46af3e.jpg
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I've actually offended myself with protein farts
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    was kinda shocked to see the whole 1st page filled with women's posts! lol

    Don't tell anyone, but women think farts are funny too. Mostly their own though.

    QFT

    farted_zps4c46af3e.jpg

    Hahahaha... That's my "I farted" face too! : )
  • seilidhe
    seilidhe Posts: 1,042 Member
    cabbage farts during yoga !!!

    Any farts during yoga! *sigh*
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    was kinda shocked to see the whole 1st page filled with women's posts! lol

    Don't tell anyone, but women think farts are funny too. Mostly their own though.

    QFT

    farted_zps4c46af3e.jpg

    Hahahaha... That's my "I farted" face too! : )

    Now I know why we're friends! :bigsmile:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    was kinda shocked to see the whole 1st page filled with women's posts! lol

    To say that we don't find bodily humor hilarious is sexist, sir...

    h7FC83812

    I never said u didn't, I was just shocked. that is all. continue talking about farts.
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    Holy moley I'm dyin' here... haha... anything that comes out me or the hubs after Chinese food. ANYTHING. :laugh: The best is when we're in my car and I'm driving... control of the windows, baby, control of the windows... A travelling dutch oven of Chinese deadliness!! Muah-haha

    You are evil! Wonderfully evil LMAO!!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Onion farts.....horrible
  • seilidhe
    seilidhe Posts: 1,042 Member
    This thread is killing me! Probably the funniest fart story I have ever read is this one. Seriously had me crying with laughter so bad that it took me forever to actually finish reading it.
    http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

    Oh dear gods... I'm crying here!
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Sometimes farts turn into sharts
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I found it! Odus can really tell a story. :drinker:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/864457-a-wee-little-overshare-enter-at-your-own-risk

    omg I just DIED laughing! This is my ghost typing.
  • seilidhe
    seilidhe Posts: 1,042 Member
    My daughters (both in their early 20s) and I went out to dinner one night. I don't remember where we went but, afterwards, we had to stop at the grocery store. I was starting to get uncomfortable and was really hurrying the girls to get through the self-checkout, when I couldn't hold it in any longer. :sick: The gods know I tried.. but it just kind of, as someone else said, "seeped out." It was beyond rank. About that time, one of my girls decided she needed to go to the restroom. My own discomfort eased :embarassed: , I just shrugged and finished running the things past the scanner. My other daughter leaned over and whispered, "God, why did she wait so long... did you smell her fart as she left?" Biting my tongue, I selfishly let my youngest daughter take the blame as I just shrugged and said that I hadn't noticed.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
    This thread is killing me! Probably the funniest fart story I have ever read is this one. Seriously had me crying with laughter so bad that it took me forever to actually finish reading it.
    http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

    OMG!! Crying over here. HILARIOUS and I can so relate!

    This had me rolling :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I found it! Odus can really tell a story. :drinker:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/864457-a-wee-little-overshare-enter-at-your-own-risk

    omg I just DIED laughing! This is my ghost typing.

    Did you read the unedited version she linked or the forum post? I want to read it again, but my boss is in the conference room next to me.
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    My daughters (both in their early 20s) and I went out to dinner one night. I don't remember where we went but, afterwards, we had to stop at the grocery store. I was starting to get uncomfortable and was really hurrying the girls to get through the self-checkout, when I couldn't hold it in any longer. :sick: The gods know I tried.. but it just kind of, as someone else said, "seeped out." It was beyond rank. About that time, one of my girls decided she needed to go to the restroom. My own discomfort eased :embarassed: , I just shrugged and finished running the things past the scanner. My other daughter leaned over and whispered, "God, why did she wait so long... did you smell her fart as she left?" Biting my tongue, I selfishly let my youngest daughter take the blame as I just shrugged and said that I hadn't noticed.

    And THAT is the whole reason I had kids! To place blame upon them when I fart.

    That and go to the store for me.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My daughters (both in their early 20s) and I went out to dinner one night. I don't remember where we went but, afterwards, we had to stop at the grocery store. I was starting to get uncomfortable and was really hurrying the girls to get through the self-checkout, when I couldn't hold it in any longer. :sick: The gods know I tried.. but it just kind of, as someone else said, "seeped out." It was beyond rank. About that time, one of my girls decided she needed to go to the restroom. My own discomfort eased :embarassed: , I just shrugged and finished running the things past the scanner. My other daughter leaned over and whispered, "God, why did she wait so long... did you smell her fart as she left?" Biting my tongue, I selfishly let my youngest daughter take the blame as I just shrugged and said that I hadn't noticed.

    How did you not laugh?! I bow down to you. :bigsmile:
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    Holy smokies this thread slayed me. Farts that smell like what I just ate are the worst. I have a love hate relationship with mixed veggie cream cheese for this reason.
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I found it! Odus can really tell a story. :drinker:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/864457-a-wee-little-overshare-enter-at-your-own-risk

    omg I just DIED laughing! This is my ghost typing.

    Did you read the unedited version she linked or the forum post? I want to read it again, but my boss is in the conference room next to me.

    Unedited, in all its glory!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I found it! Odus can really tell a story. :drinker:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/864457-a-wee-little-overshare-enter-at-your-own-risk

    omg I just DIED laughing! This is my ghost typing.

    Did you read the unedited version she linked or the forum post? I want to read it again, but my boss is in the conference room next to me.

    Unedited, in all its glory!

    Hehe! God bless that woman!
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    I found it! Odus can really tell a story. :drinker:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/864457-a-wee-little-overshare-enter-at-your-own-risk

    omg I just DIED laughing! This is my ghost typing.




    Did you read the unedited version she linked or the forum post? I want to read it again, but my boss is in the conference room next to me.

    Unedited, in all its glory!

    Hehe! God bless that woman!


    Omg lmao!!!!! The comments are hilarious too!!!
  • coopersmom2006
    coopersmom2006 Posts: 839
    Just read the blog post by Odus. OMFG I'm on the floor laughing! SO glad I'm home alone so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing hysterically to my curious 7 year old kid!!
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    Think the most recent was a trip to London.
    Recently went from long term Vegetarian, then pescetarian to meat eater, and hit the roast beef big time at a Carvery.
    My mother came in the guest room and said she would need to give the cleaning lady a gas mask.

    In fact, it was so bad, my bf had to move away when we were stood outside, on a fairly breezy day.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Think the most recent was a trip to London.
    Recently went from long term Vegetarian, then pescetarian to meat eater, and hit the roast beef big time at a Carvery.
    My mother came in the guest room and said she would need to give the cleaning lady a gas mask.

    In fact, it was so bad, my bf had to move away when we were stood outside, on a fairly breezy day.

    Your stomach had to have been killing you. Right now I'm killing myself, but I can't leave my desk. :sick:
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    This thread is killing me! Probably the funniest fart story I have ever read is this one. Seriously had me crying with laughter so bad that it took me forever to actually finish reading it.
    http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

    That is so well narrated, haha.
  • Graelwyn75
    Graelwyn75 Posts: 4,404 Member
    Think the most recent was a trip to London.
    Recently went from long term Vegetarian, then pescetarian to meat eater, and hit the roast beef big time at a Carvery.
    My mother came in the guest room and said she would need to give the cleaning lady a gas mask.

    In fact, it was so bad, my bf had to move away when we were stood outside, on a fairly breezy day.

    Your stomach had to have been killing you. Right now I'm killing myself, but I can't leave my desk. :sick:

    Yep, alas, I found I really like beef and steak, but my stomach begged to differ.
    Didn't help my mum is a bit prudish about such things too, lol. And I always give myself away as I start giggling when she notices the smell.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Think the most recent was a trip to London.
    Recently went from long term Vegetarian, then pescetarian to meat eater, and hit the roast beef big time at a Carvery.
    My mother came in the guest room and said she would need to give the cleaning lady a gas mask.

    In fact, it was so bad, my bf had to move away when we were stood outside, on a fairly breezy day.

    Your stomach had to have been killing you. Right now I'm killing myself, but I can't leave my desk. :sick:

    Yep, alas, I found I really like beef and steak, but my stomach begged to differ.
    Didn't help my mum is a bit prudish about such things too, lol. And I always give myself away as I start giggling when she notices the smell.

    I had one bite of roast and my stomach cramped up. With the 2 pieces of pepperoni it was just the horrendous stench of all the dead things in the world! I can't do it without laughing. Except the time I was on a date, and I popped a teeny tiny one out. It was only the second date, so I had to keep it cool. I'm not sure if he heard it or not, but I never saw him again after that. It didn't even smell!
  • SarahRea32
    SarahRea32 Posts: 167 Member
    OMG that story really had me in tears!
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    Wanna say to OP your genius for starting this thread, thank you

    and i think egg farts are my worst, they are loud, long and smell awefull

    How you doin' :wink:
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