I'm addicted to protein

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    go cold turkey ........

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  • Yogi_Carl
    Yogi_Carl Posts: 1,906 Member
    Are you equally addicted to kale, soya beans, lentils and nuts? All excellent protein sources.

    Is it not rather flesh you are addicted to? To be honest, I love eating flesh but have chosen not to - doesn't stop me liking and feeling drawn to bacon, steak, eggs, fish etc. etc.

    I'm pretty sure that at no time in the history of ever has anyone been addicted in any way to any of those so-called "excellent protein sources".

    agreed - or flesh foods; it's just a matter of choice and self gratification, not addiction.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    cant tell if reverse trolling the op or just extremely ..... you can fill in the blank :)

    I'm not trolling. Just can't take this seriously. The forums have been filled with weird stuff this week. You haven't noticed?

    You don't spend enough time in the forums. This is par for the course.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    OP, you failed to state how this was a problem in your life.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Are you equally addicted to kale, soya beans, lentils and nuts? All excellent protein sources.

    Is it not rather flesh you are addicted to? To be honest, I love eating flesh but have chosen not to - doesn't stop me liking and feeling drawn to bacon, steak, eggs, fish etc. etc.


    No. Just, no.

    My only answer ever needed for a question like that is: Pigs turn vegetables into bacon. I eat bacon.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    cant tell if reverse trolling the op or just extremely ..... you can fill in the blank :)

    I'm not trolling. Just can't take this seriously. The forums have been filled with weird stuff this week. You haven't noticed?

    You don't spend enough time in the forums. This is par for the course.

    For what it's worth, I, too, have noticed a higher-than-usual level of derp in the forums recently...

    ...even made a forum thread about it yesterday...

    ...that was mod-locked.

    Meanwhile, for your reading pleasure, there's "milk is not for humans" part 2, "my husband offered to kill his son to support my diet", "smashed bananas are identical to cookies", and other assorted threads to fill the void.
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    I think I'm addicted to protein of all kinds
    I love whey, steak, ground beef, chicken, turkey, greek yogurt and fish

    What should I do?

    Wash it down with some milk.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    Why are people so mean here?
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Invest in a nice BBQ

    Yep. And the bacon suggestion too.
    I suggest big green egg
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Just so everyone knows...

    I actually had the funniest comment and won this thread, but was forced to share it with the OP privately.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Throw in some sausage...you want to be well rounded.

    mind ~~> gutter

    I thought that was the intent.
  • britzzie
    britzzie Posts: 338 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    cant tell if reverse trolling the op or just extremely ..... you can fill in the blank :)

    I'm not trolling. Just can't take this seriously. The forums have been filled with weird stuff this week. You haven't noticed?

    It's a joke. SirBonerFart is infamous for them. Honestly, I'd rather read this than another: "Should I eat back my exercise calories?" thread.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    What should I do?
    Wash it down with some milk.
    Whaaaat?! Awesome! And don't forget to follow up with cake!
    Is it not rather flesh you are addicted to?
    BRAAAAAAINS!!!:laugh:
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    cant tell if reverse trolling the op or just extremely ..... you can fill in the blank :)

    I'm not trolling. Just can't take this seriously. The forums have been filled with weird stuff this week. You haven't noticed?

    You don't spend enough time in the forums. This is par for the course.

    For what it's worth, I, too, have noticed a higher-than-usual level of derp in the forums recently...

    ...even made a forum thread about it yesterday...

    ...that was mod-locked.

    Meanwhile, for your reading pleasure, there's "milk is not for humans" part 2, "my husband offered to kill his son to support my diet", "smashed bananas are identical to cookies", and other assorted threads to fill the void.
    also noticed more the herp derping increase
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Why are people so mean here?
    Why's the sunset good? Why's boobs good? </joedirt>
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Consider yourself lucky. I am addicted to food.


    I am thinking of becoming a breatharian.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Get a can of this and you'll be all good :wink:

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  • shaleyn
    shaleyn Posts: 125 Member
    The only cure is a water fast.
  • SouperDuck
    SouperDuck Posts: 57 Member
    With a name like SirBonerFart, I expected an honest, sincere post about a serious medical issue...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I myself like protein shots...Easy to take and quick!

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    IS the protein shot to be taken intramuscular or subcutaneously?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Just so everyone knows...

    I actually had the funniest comment and won this thread, but was forced to share it with the OP privately.
    Oh Share it with me.... please.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    cant tell if reverse trolling the op or just extremely ..... you can fill in the blank :)

    I'm not trolling. Just can't take this seriously. The forums have been filled with weird stuff this week. You haven't noticed?

    It's a joke. SirBonerFart is infamous for them. Honestly, I'd rather read this than another: "Should I eat back my exercise calories?" thread.

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    You know i will admit when i first 'entered' the forums i used to take offense too easily at some comments/threads but now i absolutely love it... the sarcasm, the jokes, all of it makes my day 3p68zl.jpg
    *cough*cough*

    Right enough mushy-ness
  • shaleyn
    shaleyn Posts: 125 Member
    Technically it's the Food and Nutrition board, but do carry on.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Technically it's the Food and Nutrition board, but do carry on.

    Lol oooops i should edit that ... I've been on the boards too long today... MY BAD!!
  • carissar7
    carissar7 Posts: 183 Member
    But what would the animals say???/
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Is it not rather flesh you are addicted to?
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  • carrieanthony
    carrieanthony Posts: 70 Member
    go cold turkey ........

    OOOOOOOOOOOOO more protein!!!!! :)
  • carrieanthony
    carrieanthony Posts: 70 Member
    I swear, this week is troll week. These threads are getting dumber and dumber.

    Hey OP, it isn't a problem. It's called liking good *kitten* food that happens to have a *kitten* ton of protein in it.

    You can sit down somewhere. Ugh.

    Why are people so mean here?

    I think some of them might be hungry. :)
  • carrieanthony
    carrieanthony Posts: 70 Member
    I myself like protein shots...Easy to take and quick!

    MET-Rx_Whey_Protein_Shot_500.jpg

    IS the protein shot to be taken intramuscular or subcutaneously?

    Judging from the shape of it, I'm thinking anally perhaps. :)