Ladies, if you could have your way with him...

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  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    hahaha

    out of this thread I deducted five important things ;)

    As I am a lover and not a fighter....

    1. You are brave as f**** posting this in a forum lol
    2. This thread will no doubt be 'locked' by the end of the day as people are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too over sensitive and take eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverything personally ;)
    3. Woman dig intelligence and just because they are perceived as hot doesn't necessarily mean they think they warrant the uber overtly muscly men- I am sure you know where I am going with this ;)
    4. Statistics show the under developed 'skinny' classifications tend to be the body builders of today (sans the steriods) not necessarily obese!
    5. One of my ex's was skinny (I was 17) and he had a large.....
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    I would probably encourage him to open up a can of whoop *kitten* on a particularly obnoxious OP.

    Exhibit A (point 2 )


    ;)
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I'm cuddled up on the couch with him, getting ready to watch some TV as I get ready for class tomorrow.

    He was 6'1" and weighed probably 125lbs at 18 when I met him. 22 years later he weighs a whopping 185 and is insanely good-looking (he was then, too). I have 2 sons with him, one of which is 6'2" and probably weighs around 130lbs. He hangs out with the other geeky kids on his robotics team, and girls think he's cute, just like I thought his dad was when I was 18. I guess some teen age girls aren't as shallow as OP thinks they are?
    This, 'cause
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    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

    That shirt is wonderful.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Smart is sexy.

    Smart with a finely-tuned machine of a body is uber-sexy.

    We've got a number of those here on MFP. :drinker:
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    Smart is sexy.

    Smart with a finely-tuned machine of a body is uber-sexy.

    We've got a number of those here on MFP. :drinker:

    This ^^^
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    This is what the literotica forums are for....
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    I'm a little confused...
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.

    Chalk it up to "growing pains".
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    is he tall?

    cuz if he was short it would be a deal breaker
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.

    the truth comes out ;)
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    ps read my points 3-5 for an ego boost :p
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.
    Well, there was a big enough market for them to mass produce those shirts so I wouldn't worry about trying to put down others to make yourself feel better over something that's fairly popular.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

    who cares what other ppl think, especially online.
    if your interesting ppl in real life will notice.
    that's all you should worry about, how are any of us going to know if your even cool in real life, fun or interesting?
    from an online forum? no man, just no
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.
    Well, there was a big enough market for them to mass produce those shirts so I wouldn't worry about trying to put down others to make yourself feel better over something that's fairly popular.

    Yeah. but those others I was putting down were also part of me. I identified with them...so I was also putting down myself. Why? I'm going through a period of low self esteem about my body as I begin the new workout program.

    Than again, you're right. Just because I owned some of those physical characteristics, doesn't give me the right to put down other people who have them. I'm giving you permission to slap me.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

    who cares what other ppl think, especially online.
    if your interesting ppl in real life will notice.
    that's all you should worry about, how are any of us going to know if your even cool in real life, fun or interesting?
    from an online forum? no man, just no

    That was just the trivial reason. The deeper reason was what I said just above. I'm having some real emotions coming back to me as a result of starting the new lifting program.
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

    who cares what other ppl think, especially online.
    if your interesting ppl in real life will notice.
    that's all you should worry about, how are any of us going to know if your even cool in real life, fun or interesting?
    from an online forum? no man, just no

    That was just the trivial reason. The deeper reason was what I said just above. I'm having some real emotions coming back to me as a result of starting the new lifting program.

    that's great buddy good luck with your journey.

    ps good read and I definitely suspected the cryptic message in there just wanted to help you :p
  • EngineerPrincess
    EngineerPrincess Posts: 306 Member
    Pretty sure I'm dating that guy. He's fun.

    "Nerds", to be honest, often end up getting the girls with nice bodies *and* brains.

    Oddly, I'm usually attracted to skinny dudes. Not everyone likes muscles, and hardly anyone likes condescension. :tongue:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

    In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. He was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls......

    But assuming he was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming he had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to the guy? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to him...?

    Probably report him for being a creeper.
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
    OH U R A SILLY ONE !!! U R ONE WILD AND CRAZY GUY !!! LOLZ !!!

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

    who cares what other ppl think, especially online.
    if your interesting ppl in real life will notice.
    that's all you should worry about, how are any of us going to know if your even cool in real life, fun or interesting?
    from an online forum? no man, just no

    That was just the trivial reason. The deeper reason was what I said just above. I'm having some real emotions coming back to me as a result of starting the new lifting program.

    he said... "deeper"

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    lol also not boring
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.

    Chalk it up to "growing pains".

    Okay, that's what I thought it was and I thought we were joking here. If that was you that reported me for correcting your spelling it was supposed to be a joke on play of the word Forum(s) meaning these boards and FORUM the magazine where fantasies get played out. I thought that's what your OP was asking for in a joking manner and that's what my reply was about. I thought I was just playing along a game you started. Did not mean to correct your spelling in any way. :flowerforyou:
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.

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  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    pffffffffffffffffttttt people can speak freely yes?
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Ok, so everyone wants to know why I posted this (other than trying to be crazy for a change, which is true also, lol). I'm coming back down to earth now, and will explain the real reason behind it...

    The truth is, I knew that guy well; he was not one person in particular, but a bunch of people combined, and he was what I feared I was. And here's the thing...I saw a lot of myself in him. I was insecure about it. I was only a little bigger/stronger than him. It was difficult sometimes. And still is at times, because I feel like that guy sometimes still.

    Recently, I decided to start lifting heavy, because I'm ready to change my physique, which I still feel is inferior. I admit the topic here was pretty weird, but I'm human, and I have feelings too, and sometimes ramming into something head-first can be a way to purge negative feelings...catharsis. So I simply hid behind a shield and posted away. My biggest fear in terms of how I'm perceived by other people has always been that people will see me as a scrawny geek, and those feelings came back recently when I started on this new lifting program, because I'm so far from my goal body.

    So hopefully you can appreciate the craziness of my imagination, and also respect what I'm going through and my reason for posting it. Truth is, we're all in this together, and support is key. Renegade posts like mine here sometimes do more harm than good. Originally, I thought it would stay all fun and games, and would help me laugh at that aspect of myself. But then I started getting attacked as people defended themselves, and I realized it had backfired.

    This is the real me...a guy who is on a journey to improve his physique. A guy who is human, has feelings, and wants to change my body, and to have the support and friendship of other people.

    Chalk it up to "growing pains".

    Okay, that's what I thought it was and I thought we were joking here. If that was you that reported me for correcting your spelling it was supposed to be a joke on play of the word Forum(s) meaning these boards and FORUM the magazine where fantasies get played out. I thought that's what your OP was asking for in a joking manner and that's what my reply was about. I thought I was just playing along a game you started. Did not mean to correct your spelling in any way. :flowerforyou:

    Wait...what? Are you saying someone reported you? Thanks for the flower and whatnot...but I'm a little confused.
  • tnsumner
    tnsumner Posts: 283 Member
    I'd have to get the know the guy. I've dated some very skinny guys. There is nothing wrong with them (physically, lol). Some just have "good genetics." I wouldn't want him to expect me to eat the way he did or anything. Who knows what happened after high school... maybe he got tired of being the skinny kid and finally bulked up!
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