Reputation Besmirched

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

So I was chilling on MFP, and some dame starts talking smack about me.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

She said I was ****** creepy for checking out the ladies. I'm just saying, "Dat @ss baby when you squat".

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

It was a private message. WTF you want to drag it out in public for?

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

Rage-quit!

thigh guy??? :noway:

I have a Christian name, madame, and I will thank you to use it in reference to me!

I announce it as Rupert Cyril Toppenbottom, and I am unashamed!

Another participant in this vast commune recently leveled baseless accusations in the public square regarding the propriety of my communications.

To wit, the slanders included terms such as "perv" and "creeper". The definition of these terms is unclear to me, however their employment in context left me with no doubts: a creeper perv is a base creature indeed, and one who knows know bounds in propriety.

The missives which merited such unkindly public treatment were quite innocuous indeed. I had merely requested to know the physical capabilities and personal physical hygiene customs of a select number of fitness-orientated young ladies. At all times I comported myself with the utmost respect for their virtue.

I was quite discreet in my communications and yet they were quite the opposite in announcing their disdain.

In summation I say this: if inquiring about the load your torso can bear in squats and presses, and asking for photographic evidence from a number of angles and possibly worn clothing from the exercise, is a crime, then sir, I demand as a gentleman to be taken immediately to the gallows!

I haven't had enough coffee yet for all those big words.

Here ya go