Speedos?

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  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Go 007 styles

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    This. Some people look at me like I'm weird...but they're just jealous of my legs. boardshorts are for 12 year old boys and surfers.

    I agree. Go you!
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    looks almost like a 50 : 50 split..
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I say it's the looker's problem to deal with. there's nothing worse than SAND...

    Robin Williams once did a bit about a chick who got sand in her thong,took a walk on the beach and sawed herself in half.
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    Bump
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Banana hammock?? :noway: No. Just no.
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Go 007 styles

    daniel-craig-james-bond-swimming-trunks.jpg

    This. Some people look at me like I'm weird...but they're just jealous of my legs. boardshorts are for 12 year old boys and surfers.

    I agree. Go you!

    Um. They're probably not lookin at the legs.
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    Wore a speedo to the beach today. Based on reactions, I'd guess significantly more women like them as opposed to board shorts, and I even got a few complements.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Depends if he looks like he stuffed an Anaconda down his speedo then yes we should encourage it. If it looks like a thumb sticking up then NO NO we should not encourage it.

    If he's 50 or over and it looks like he's dragging bowling balls in his speedo then No and we should emphatically discourage it.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    My grandma used to call them "plum smugglers". lol
    Speedos are fabulous on days when I'm mentally tired and don't want to have to expend energy imagining what he might bring to the party...

    Oh come on. Some guys show, and some guys grow. Plus it's usually a little cold where men are wearing speedos...

    For the record: NO on the wearing of Speedos as normal beach wear. Athletic competitions are okay.

    Oh no they dont give us a break so they get no excuses...grower, pffffft :grumble:
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.

    The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.

    The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.

    Hey, maYbe that was me, haha
  • zipnguyen
    zipnguyen Posts: 990 Member
    It seems like when women work out & diet, and get toned up they celebrate by wearing a bikini at the pool beach. If a man puts in the work should he show it off?

    yes, called posing trunks..............wife calls them thong feelsbadman
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.

    The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.

    But hey! There is a bright side! An old guy was doing the butterfly! Good for him!

    And be thankful the speedo stayed on.
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.

    The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.
    you know peeps, there's sort of an unwritten law of etiquette on the nude beach that everyone politely overt their eyes. It's really YOUR problem to deal with. Look down, look away, hide behind your sun glasses. whatever.
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    them yes:

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    him, yes:

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    him, definitely:

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    this guy, no:

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    Agree!!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.

    The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.

    But hey! There is a bright side! An old guy was doing the butterfly! Good for him!

    And be thankful the speedo stayed on.

    Actually, the guy was walking on the deck. I was doing the butterfly.

    And I was awesome.
  • abrahamsitososa
    abrahamsitososa Posts: 716 Member
    Only if I'm stripping. Lol
  • TheFatFox
    TheFatFox Posts: 126
    Hey, if you feel froggy, jump.
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    More like Speed-NO! Yuck...no banana hammocks at my pool party please!
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    Speedo? No! Hell no! Never!

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    The mullet is a very appropriate finishing touch.
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Speedo? No! Hell no! Never!

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    The mullet is a very appropriate finishing touch.

    One's hair should never provide more coverage than one's bathing suit...when speaking about men at least. *shudder* that's going to give me nightmares!
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Hell no!!!
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    #noBananaHammicks
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    I thought a thong was a banana hammock, idk if a speedo qualifies for hammock status?
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
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    Why are we not discussing this DOOD?
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    Day 2 of vacation, I can say there are definitely some women that prefer speedos as I got quite a few complements from women
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    updates appreciated
  • workoutdood
    workoutdood Posts: 59 Member
    updates appreciated

    Idk... If there's a hint of sarcasism or not?

    Just saying I got hit on quite a bit, which hasn't been my prior beach experience. I imagine there are some people that hate a speedo, but the one's that like it more than make up for it. Kinda nice to get a complement from a stranger when you are 95 percent naked, lol
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    updates appreciated

    Idk... If there's a hint of sarcasism or not?

    Just saying I got hit on quite a bit, which hasn't been my prior beach experience. I imagine there are some people that hate a speedo, but the one's that like it more than make up for it. Kinda nice to get a complement from a stranger when you are 95 percent naked, lol

    aw, sure! sorry! what i thought was kind of funny was i guess more the location of this thread, because chit-chat is not usually where we get that sort of thing. (it's usually in motivation or general weight loss.) and it's about guys' swimsuits, which, other than daniel craig's, are always hilarious (including board shorts, on anyone)

    glad you rocked that speedo!

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