Do you believe in Canadians?

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  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    Yep, I live 2 miles from a border crossing. Therrrrrrrrre heeeeeeeeeere! (And our local economy very much appreciates them!)

    I thought we were hated in borderr towns. There are facebook groups set up to ban us from costco at certain times so the american's can bulk buy without us getting in their way eating their cheap cheese!

    Even when i move closer to the border, i think i will only be down for the little bottles of cheap wine, and the occasional wild cherry pepsi

    It's kind of like when I lived on Cape Cod. We complained, b*tched pissed and moaned about the tourists every summer. However, they're kind of essential to the economy. Without them, we would have been in BIG trouble. We recognize their contributions to the local economy, we just hated their contributions to the local traffic!
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    O Canada!
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    this is supposed to be a picture of actual Canadians, but it doesn't look real to me. i appears to have been heavily photoshopped.

    Thought it looked pretty accurate but then I spotted the monkey in the background. Our monkey's wear heavy coats

    Definitely shopped.
    QFT and it's not snowing so you know it aint real
  • kklemarow
    kklemarow Posts: 167 Member
    If they don't then all that time spent watching Degrassi Junior High as a kid gave me false hopes. (CBC was the only channel we could get on our circa 1980 satellite dish.) It also means that I wasted all those hours learning to sing like Brad Roberts. Dammit!

    "Everybody wants something......"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nU2zvWsmMk
  • kuntry_navy
    kuntry_navy Posts: 677 Member
    They descend on the USA in November. It's the great migration. Most are geese.

    I love those canadians!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    They do exist. Here in Detroit we are very weary of them critters to the south. The Kernadiens.
    Yes, but according to Martha Reeves (when she was on the city council) "It's not as if Canada is a foreign country" :laugh: :laugh:
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    I was driving in Florida and stopped to fill up on gas. The attendant looked at my Alberta plate and said "what state is that in"?

    I was speechless, there were so many things wrong with his question....Canada does not exist to some Americans.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Don't you know that every time someone says they don't believe in Canadians, a Canadian dies. Quick! Everyone, clap your hands! (it worked for tinker bell)
  • SilviCor
    SilviCor Posts: 110 Member
    98% of Americans doubt the existence of Canadians simply because they can't grasp the concept that a superior creature such as Canadians are real. They cling in vain to the misconception that Americans are the superior creatures. Poor misguided fools.

    This !!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I do! I am Canadian!

    *snicker* riiiiiight!!
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    They descend on the USA in November. It's the great migration. Most are geese.

    I love those canadians!

    UGH, there is a slew of those at the nursing home where my Mom lives. They do horrible things to the parking lot.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I plan on fondling two of them.. at the same time.
  • tlmcint
    tlmcint Posts: 74 Member
    They do exist. Here in Detroit we are very weary of them critters to the south. The Kernadiens.
    Yes, but according to Martha Reeves (when she was on the city council) "It's not as if Canada is a foreign country" :laugh: :laugh:

    Exactly! I don't really think of Canada as a foreign country (except they use the metric system) lol.. I have several Canadian friends, friendliest, nicest people I've met. Even been there once, it does exist!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Well...I've sorta met a couple...on the interwebz...and living nearish to Detroit, I look down at them occassionally.

    as a peace offering..

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  • Vince_1964
    Vince_1964 Posts: 359 Member
    I plan on fondling two of them.. at the same time.

    ..... wish I was Canadian ... just for this!
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    They do exist. Here in Detroit we are very weary of them critters to the south. The Kernadiens.

    Um, Canada is to the North! :laugh:
  • davepearson86
    davepearson86 Posts: 158 Member
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    Where is this?
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I plan on fondling two of them.. at the same time.

    :flowerforyou: Cuz who doesn't want to get fondled by Sovi honestly!
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    They do exist. Here in Detroit we are very weary of them critters to the south. The Kernadiens.

    Um, Canada is to the North! :laugh:
    Yes...BUT...Windsor Ontario is actually South of Detroit...I think that's what he was referring to.
  • themedalist
    themedalist Posts: 3,218 Member
    98% of Americans doubt the existence of Canadians simply because they can't grasp the concept that a superior creature such as Canadians are real. They cling in vain to the misconception that Americans are the superior creatures. Poor misguided fools.

    This !!!

    +1

    Living near the Canadian border, I've met a few of this rare species, Homo SapiCanadanus. The only thing "Eh" about them is their verbal interjection. Wanna make your life better? Befriend a Canadian!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Sorry. We spend so much time in our igloos that we forgot to come down on our dog sleds more regularly to wave and say "eh" to all you Mericans.

    That's fine. Just leave your pet polar bears at the igloo.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    No because Canadian bacon is not real bacon therefore Canada is not real.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    US CANADIANS ROCK THE WORLD.

    Based on this guys picture, he represents pretty much 95% of Canadians!

    Then I plan on never seeing another canadian, cant unsee that picture.

    MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!! Someone please dig out the part of my brain responsible for remembering that image!!!
  • doug_pierce
    doug_pierce Posts: 255
    At one point I felt sorry for Canadians. It must suck if Bryan Adams is your Bruce Springstein. But then I lost my job and realized that I didn't have health insurance.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Where is this?

    my backyard, come and get it little Canadian...<whistles a Bieber song to call you closer>
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    They do exist. Here in Detroit we are very weary of them critters to the south. The Kernadiens.

    Um, Canada is to the North! :laugh:
    Yes...BUT...Windsor Ontario is actually South of Detroit...I think that's what he was referring to.

    EXACTLY!! Its a little joke we Michiganians played on unsuspecting Canadians....are you American?
  • Shananigans_
    Shananigans_ Posts: 785 Member
    we are the sh1t
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I was driving in Florida and stopped to fill up on gas. The attendant looked at my Alberta plate and said "what state is that in"?

    I was speechless, there were so many things wrong with his question....Canada does not exist to some Americans.

    Sooo. What's the answer?
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I was driving in Florida and stopped to fill up on gas. The attendant looked at my Alberta plate and said "what state is that in"?

    I was speechless, there were so many things wrong with his question....Canada does not exist to some Americans.

    What's wrong?
    THERE IS NO CANADA
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    we are sh1t

    Fixed.
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