Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.
Just break up.
Get one of those tricky ones that says your wife's name right side up and your girlfriend's name upside down. Choose sexual positions accordingly.
but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.
Would your gf be your next wife?
Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome. other things show in black light too. yikes. be careful.
put it on the one place your wife won't see it... you know...your d!ck.... cause that's what the girlfriends for right? wife:sammiches g/f: sex... she'll NEVER see it..not once! problem solved. Thats a good idea but I think that would hurt get a small one....maybe with the g/f's name....and find a good acronym for the name in case your wife does see it... "Who the FVCK is Erin? oh it stands for Easy Rider is nuts.....it's a joke sweetie" see...i've helped with this before....
put it on the one place your wife won't see it... you know...your d!ck.... cause that's what the girlfriends for right? wife:sammiches g/f: sex... she'll NEVER see it..not once! problem solved. Thats a good idea but I think that would hurt
put it on the one place your wife won't see it... you know...your d!ck.... cause that's what the girlfriends for right? wife:sammiches g/f: sex... she'll NEVER see it..not once! problem solved.
Will either your girlfriend or your wife look at your *kitten*? No? Get your *kitten* tattooed.
Will either your girlfriend or your wife look at your *kitten*? No? Get your *kitten* tattooed. Ah, but don't forget the boyfriend...
Send your GF my way, I 'll take care of her.
other things show in black light too. yikes. be careful.
Are you dating my wife?
Just break up. With who?
