My wife does not want me to get a tattoo

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  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    Send your GF my way, I 'll take care of her.

    Can I watch?
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    other things show in black light too. yikes.

    be careful.


    ya I forgot about those stains on my pants this weekend. :laugh:
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
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    Yeah right..... I call troll....
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
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    but my girlfriend does. What should I do? I can't seem to make both happy

    I'm thinking of just hiding it from my wife.
    You disgust me
  • BranMuffin86
    BranMuffin86 Posts: 314 Member
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    HILARIOUS!!!
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...
  • EmDork
    EmDork Posts: 14 Member
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    Ugh!
  • sa11yjane
    sa11yjane Posts: 491 Member
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    I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Just break up.

    With who?

    With the wife of course, she sound like a control freak! I bet she doesn't like having thresums with your gf.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...


    Which is precisely why I wrote that. His g/f is the same as my wife, they both want men with tattoos.
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
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    I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.
    this
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...


    Which is precisely why I wrote that. His g/f is the same as my wife, they both want men with tattoos.

    My bad...I had a brain fart...I completely forgot that she wanted you to get ink...maybe it is your wife o.O
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Get one that only shows in black light. You're welcome.

    This will work if you see the gf in a fun house or at a rave.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Yeah right..... I call troll....

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

    Yes and a couple of weeks ago, his wife gave an ultimatum saying he needed to get a grilled cheese tatoo, or she was leaving him.

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I'm really hoping that this is some pathetic joke. If not, dump them both as they deserve so much better than you.

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  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Are you dating my wife?

    If he were dating your wife, she would be his g/f...ergo she would WANT him to get a tattoo...

    Yes and a couple of weeks ago, his wife gave an ultimatum saying he needed to get a grilled cheese tatoo, or she was leaving him.

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    I see the heart shaped tomato but where's the basil?

    edited for punctuation dammit.
  • theepervette
    theepervette Posts: 638 Member
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    this is lame.. get a tattoo for yourself no one else.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I heard women love chemical castration. That's dealing with needles.

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