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My girlfriend refuses to eat with me

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    You're probably sabotaging her.
  • michellechawner
    michellechawner Posts: 892
    I see what you did there....

    ^ QFT :laugh:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif

    IN.

    For Beastie Boys appreciation.

    IN.

    For Jay & Silent Bob appreciation.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you're making 12am grilled cheese you can come live with me.

    Are there tomatoes or other foreign substances on the grilled cheese?
  • ratherbeskiing
    ratherbeskiing Posts: 847 Member
    are you the boyfriend of the other post where he tries to get her to eat CRAP??? I feel like I have seen this story before.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    make several grilled cheese sammiches and shove them down her throat.
  • jsbieniek
    jsbieniek Posts: 76 Member
    Truly on days like this the forums are a complete and total waste of time!
  • TribeHokie
    TribeHokie Posts: 711 Member
    If you're making 12am grilled cheese you can come live with me.

    Can I come too?? Totally in for 12am grilled cheeses. And muscle-y oil rig dudes. Those guys saved the world from an asteroid.

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    True story.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    SBF...... stop robbing the cradle and you won't have these problems #whyyoushoulddateanolderwoman #hashtagsarelame \m/
  • HacheraTsarine
    HacheraTsarine Posts: 278 Member
    STOP SABOTAGING HER!!!!

    beastie-boys-sabotage-o.gif

    Coffee, all over my desk. Too funny

    I don't leave for lunch with my colleagues today. Nope, sirey. *munches in front of desktop*
  • shutupandlift13
    shutupandlift13 Posts: 727 Member
    If you're making 12am grilled cheese you can come live with me.

    Are there tomatoes or other foreign substances on the grilled cheese?

    It's already been settled that a hot grilled sandwich with anything more than basic butter and cheese on bread is a panini.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Obvious hijack of the "boyfriend sabotages my diet" thread. Amusing yourself much?

    wrong.
    a hijack would have been if he did this IN that thread and got all the attention focused on him there.

    this would be considered a parody thread.

    and yes....quite amusing.

    enjoy your day!
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    just break up..
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You dump her and come make me sandwiches. :D
  • Going4Lean
    Going4Lean Posts: 1,078 Member
    this must be a response to the thread my bf sabotages my diet
  • boredlimodriver
    boredlimodriver Posts: 264 Member
    lol aware u cheeky kent
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Are these posts for real?

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1060225-my-boyfriend-sabotages-my-diet

    HA!!! Good catch!! :laugh:

    Is it? Is it REALLY a good catch?
  • boredlimodriver
    boredlimodriver Posts: 264 Member
    Truly on days like this the forums are a complete and total waste of time!

    lighten up francis. no one told you to click the link
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you're making 12am grilled cheese you can come live with me.

    Are there tomatoes or other foreign substances on the grilled cheese?

    It's already been settled that a hot grilled sandwich with anything more than basic butter and cheese on bread is a panini.

    Good. I have a certain dirtnap fellow on my FL who insists that they need tomatoes and basil. I know it's butter, bread, and cheese only.

    If the OP doesn't offer you 12 am grilled cheeses, I will make them for you!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    you should get a tattoo.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    you should get a tattoo.

    NOOOO Those are trashy! You wouldn't spray paint a rose, would you!?
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,205
    Stop sabotaging her! Gawwwwwwwl!
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    you should get a tattoo.

    NOOOO Those are trashy! You wouldn't spray paint a rose, would you!?


    LOL!!!!
  • KMasz
    KMasz Posts: 2,757 Member
    you should get a tattoo.

    If you don't get a tattoo she'll break up with you for sure!
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    Stop pooping with the door open.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Stop pooping with the door open.

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  • autumny70
    autumny70 Posts: 127 Member
    SBF...... stop robbing the cradle and you won't have these problems #whyyoushoulddateanolderwoman #hashtagsarelame \m/

    Well hello there...
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    Two things. First, change your screen name. Just seeing it makes me wanna skip a meal.

    The other thing is, this really sounds like a question for Dr. Oz. Because he knows everything about everything.

    :laugh:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Stop pooping with the door open.

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    :heart:

    I am laughing so hard
  • theepervette
    theepervette Posts: 638 Member
    Maybe shes eating with someone else... 0.0
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