i am not mature enough

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  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
    This thread... This right here? This is really, really bad for me.
    Suddenly I want to cheat on every last one of you with all of your foods.
    Heaven help me, I am the junk food homewrecker. Must leave thread now.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    I still booty call all the foods I broke up with =(

    it's midnight. i'm alone. i creep downstairs and gently slide my hand into the bag and pull out a handful. the crunch. i need the garlicky crunch! it's so dirty.

    Have you ever considered making your own? Bake the bread, dice it up, coat it in roasted garlic, and toast it dry? It's probably not any better for you, but if it's the only way you let yourself have them you have to put in the effort for it.
  • fivepntr
    fivepntr Posts: 10
    Fry them---really? I wonder what type of bread and oil they use to make em.
  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Fry them---really? I wonder what type of bread and oil they use to make em.

    They're pumpernickel bread and deep fried in whatever oil they use for fries and such. I must have gained 15 pounds on them when they were warm from the fryer.
  • T0FatToB3S1ck
    T0FatToB3S1ck Posts: 192 Member
    I cannot have ice cream sandwiches in the house...
  • guitardad08
    guitardad08 Posts: 1 Member
    Wings and pizza. Havent too much of a temptation though.
  • KarmaxKitty
    KarmaxKitty Posts: 901 Member
    This thread... This right here? This is really, really bad for me.
    Suddenly I want to cheat on every last one of you with all of your foods.
    Heaven help me, I am the junk food homewrecker. Must leave thread now.

    :laugh: :heart:
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Anything +Icecream. I don't know what it is, like, I can resist cake, I can resist brownies, I can resist pie, but add ice cream in the mix and I am done for.
  • native2music
    native2music Posts: 25
    bread, tortillas :( .... and sweet tea.
  • melindafritz
    melindafritz Posts: 63
    ok croutons are just extra calories for salad anyways so its all good
  • melindafritz
    melindafritz Posts: 63
    I don't break up with foods
    I eat them in moderation and exercise them off
    and stay under calories
  • native2music
    native2music Posts: 25
    Five guys burgers and fries, monster size burritos and pizza. Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

    oh yeah... first time I cheated was at Five Guys. My excuse: my honey has never had one of their burgers. I ate every last crumb!
  • native2music
    native2music Posts: 25
    Mountain Dew.

    It's my crack.

    I miss Mtn Dew!!!
  • GoodSelf
    GoodSelf Posts: 10
    How are we three pages in and not one mention of wine? Oh --- wait... it's not technically a "food." But it's my arch nemesis for SURE. Can NOT keep it in the house.
  • GoodSelf
    GoodSelf Posts: 10
    Oh -- and Girl Scout Cookies. Thin Mints. Frozen.

    Mmmmm.......
  • ddoeren84
    ddoeren84 Posts: 30
    Raisinets. Shortly before I started on MFP I was on Raisinets binge where I would eat not just a box but a bag of them a night.

    I looked it up and that bag is 1330 calories, by comparison I only ate 1270 calories today.
  • YumeSerket
    YumeSerket Posts: 24
    I've gathered a grand disliking of anything greasy and saucy (minus hot sauce, because hot sauce is needed for my basic survival). That being said I no longer crave junk (such as chips) and generic homemade 'comfort' food'. The thought and smell of those actually makes me lose my appetite now!

    I'm 88% a sweets kind of person now. I'm talking chocolate and pastries. The only pastries I find myself craving are the ones filled with fruit, so that's a plus-- but still. I've tried severing our relationship but apparently we were just destined to be together. Digressing, we're trying out long distance right now. {insert possible </3 here}
  • lighteningjeanne855
    lighteningjeanne855 Posts: 566 Member
    I broke up with sugar, rice, potatoes, corn, wheat, and dairy, Those food items and variations all made me uncontrollably RAvenous, and I broke out in FAT--a BMI of 47!
    I still get the munchies.
    I think I can find Paleo recipes for nearly all these goodies. For crunchy snacks, I'll have a bag of plain bacon rinds, and a big bowl of fresh salsa. For ice cream, whirl up a few frozen bananas with cocoa powder, or even almond butter. I must still be responsible for the high carb counts, though. Sigh. I have to limit fruit. But I can have BACON!
  • Melissa11412
    Melissa11412 Posts: 145 Member
    A couple of my favorite snacks.... Stick pretzels mixed with pik nik shoestring potatoes, candy corn or dinner mints yikes
    Or real popcorn made on the stove, with lots of real butter melted on top, and mix in butter after dinner mints....

    Either one of those plus a good azz movie.... heaven loll
  • Bprocto3
    Bprocto3 Posts: 23 Member
    Hard shell beef tacos
  • Sewweaver
    Sewweaver Posts: 33 Member
    Grapes..... Well... Crushed grapes. Juice really..... Yeah, wine
  • BluejayNY
    BluejayNY Posts: 301 Member
    Ice cream. I will eat that whole gallon in one day. Now I buy ice cream sandwiches so it is better portioned.
  • knucklesammie
    knucklesammie Posts: 196 Member
    yep, im with the 'sweets of any kind' group. even now. i went to a birthday party and they had mini cupcakes, cake, and ice cream. i told myself okay i will have ONE mini cupcake. next thing i knew i was sitting on the couch after eating all three! :embarassed: :cry: hehehe
  • knucklesammie
    knucklesammie Posts: 196 Member
    Grapes..... Well... Crushed grapes. Juice really..... Yeah, wine

    lol!!!! i love how funny these answers are!! this one i totally relate to, too :heart:
  • amandzor
    amandzor Posts: 386 Member
    Dear Ice Cream,

    You know I love you, I just can't be with you any more. I wish I could say it's not you, it's me. But we both know that'd be a lie. You're so clingy, I spend so much time prying to off of my arms and legs I can't even be myself any more. I really think we should see other people, we just have different aspirations for life. You see, I want to run, and bike, and buy small clothes. You want me to sit around, eat, lick and grow the size of my *kitten*. It's just not working for me any more. I can't see myself in a "long-term" relationship with someone like you. We had some great times, some not so great. And you were always there for me. I suppose that was the problem all along. Don't make this harder than it has to be.

    Love,

    Amandzor.

    P.S. I'll be by to get my spoons in the morning. Try not to be there. I don't want it to be awkward.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Bags of potato chips, unless they are single serve.
    Same for cookies.
  • cemrani3
    cemrani3 Posts: 7
    hell no
    I eat whatever I want
    I just go work it off

    What kind of work out should I do to burn off the 2250 calories in a large garden fresh pizza from Papa Johns?

    Thanks.


    LOL I know right? Some people don't really get it when we say we're over our limit.... it's a problem... but we're all trying to get better together! :)
  • sdpeklo
    sdpeklo Posts: 82
    This trail mix called " A little bit of everything". Ummm yeah a little bit turned into lots of bits of everything. Like the huge jar would disappear in a few days.
    Haven't bought it in 4 months but I do glance at it lovingly and for a long while when I walk past it in the grocery store. Like just for old time sake ya know. :smile:
  • MallorieGreiner
    MallorieGreiner Posts: 135 Member
    Birthday Cake Oreos. I need someone to watch me when I have them. We can't be trusted alone together.
  • sweebum
    sweebum Posts: 1,060 Member
    Tostitos. Especially scoops. :angry:

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