Speedos?
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Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.
The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.0 -
Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.
The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.
Hey, maYbe that was me, haha0 -
It seems like when women work out & diet, and get toned up they celebrate by wearing a bikini at the pool beach. If a man puts in the work should he show it off?
yes, called posing trunks..............wife calls them thong feelsbadman0 -
Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.
The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.
But hey! There is a bright side! An old guy was doing the butterfly! Good for him!
And be thankful the speedo stayed on.0 -
Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.
The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.0 -
them yes:
him, yes:
him, definitely:
this guy, no:
Agree!!0 -
Ok, an old guy came to my pool today (it's a hotel pool) and he had a speedo on. It was, well, I nearly threw up in my mouth while doing the butterfly.
The butterfly, you're in and out of the water rapidly as you shoot down the lane, so it was like a slo mo video of his thatched torso which bulged obscenely as the speedo attempted to hold something in, I suspect it was a baby ostrich.
But hey! There is a bright side! An old guy was doing the butterfly! Good for him!
And be thankful the speedo stayed on.
Actually, the guy was walking on the deck. I was doing the butterfly.
And I was awesome.0 -
Only if I'm stripping. Lol0
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Hey, if you feel froggy, jump.0
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More like Speed-NO! Yuck...no banana hammocks at my pool party please!0
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Speedo? No! Hell no! Never!
The mullet is a very appropriate finishing touch.0 -
Speedo? No! Hell no! Never!
The mullet is a very appropriate finishing touch.
One's hair should never provide more coverage than one's bathing suit...when speaking about men at least. *shudder* that's going to give me nightmares!0 -
Hell no!!!0
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#noBananaHammicks0
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I thought a thong was a banana hammock, idk if a speedo qualifies for hammock status?0
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Why are we not discussing this DOOD?0 -
Day 2 of vacation, I can say there are definitely some women that prefer speedos as I got quite a few complements from women0
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updates appreciated0
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updates appreciated
Idk... If there's a hint of sarcasism or not?
Just saying I got hit on quite a bit, which hasn't been my prior beach experience. I imagine there are some people that hate a speedo, but the one's that like it more than make up for it. Kinda nice to get a complement from a stranger when you are 95 percent naked, lol0 -
updates appreciated
Idk... If there's a hint of sarcasism or not?
Just saying I got hit on quite a bit, which hasn't been my prior beach experience. I imagine there are some people that hate a speedo, but the one's that like it more than make up for it. Kinda nice to get a complement from a stranger when you are 95 percent naked, lol
aw, sure! sorry! what i thought was kind of funny was i guess more the location of this thread, because chit-chat is not usually where we get that sort of thing. (it's usually in motivation or general weight loss.) and it's about guys' swimsuits, which, other than daniel craig's, are always hilarious (including board shorts, on anyone)
glad you rocked that speedo!0
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