What you should never eat while losing weight:

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  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
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    It's...it's so beautiful :love:

    Agreed! Strong enough for a man... But made outta the stuff of my dreams....
  • ChiManLifts
    ChiManLifts Posts: 97
    I think I have a crush on you now. Or your sandwich.

    Just shut up and feed it to me.

    It's okay...my sandwiches have that effect.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I think I have a crush on you now. Or your sandwich.

    Just shut up and feed it to me.

    It's okay...my sandwiches have that effect.

    So many meat jokes I could make......but...can't...
  • klaff411
    klaff411 Posts: 169 Member
    Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

    I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

    good luck....
  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    GET IN MY BELLY!!!
  • irivas1
    irivas1 Posts: 35 Member
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.

    2. could we please just get a quick rundown of whatchya got there?

    im seeing...

    croissant
    cheddar
    beef patty
    beef patty
    bread
    turkey
    avocado
    maybe some dandelion greens?
    bread
    chicken tenders
    bread

    how'd i do, and may i have one?


    I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.
  • ChiManLifts
    ChiManLifts Posts: 97
    Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

    I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

    good luck....

    Life without carbs is like life with no bacon- no life at all for me.

    And only about 1700, no harm done
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
    I have a major problem with this.


    Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

    Wtf is wrong with you?
  • irivas1
    irivas1 Posts: 35 Member
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    +1! :drinker:

    +2 Although I am wondering where the BOTTOM of the croissant went??? Slathered with butter and honey for dessert? :wink:

    ^^^This^^^
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

    I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

    good luck....

    Life without carbs is like life with no bacon- no life at all for me.

    And only about 1700, no harm done

    I'd keep the bread. I'm not skeered of carbs. :laugh:
  • ChiManLifts
    ChiManLifts Posts: 97
    I have a major problem with this.


    Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

    Wtf is wrong with you?

    Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

    Getting hungry for another one. lulz
    I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

    No plantains here
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

    I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

    good luck....

    After 20+ years of bread I don't know how people don't eat it.

    Also deconstructing this amazing masterpiece is basically criminal.
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
    I have a major problem with this.


    Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

    Wtf is wrong with you?

    Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

    Getting hungry for another one. lulz
    I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

    No plantains here

    No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.


    So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.
  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    I have a major problem with this.


    Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

    Wtf is wrong with you?

    Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

    Getting hungry for another one. lulz
    I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

    No plantains here

    No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.


    So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.

    I prefer my roast lamb drippings mixed into my protein shake ....
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Yum! Minus the croissant-I don't care for them.
  • ChiManLifts
    ChiManLifts Posts: 97
    No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.

    So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.

    I won't let you down next time bro
    I prefer my roast lamb drippings mixed into my protein shake ....

    Never looking at drippings or a protein shake the same way again.
  • katethegreat1212
    katethegreat1212 Posts: 31 Member
    I never even got a chance to look at lunch! Your body is SICK (in a good way). Man, I need you to be my trainer. Awesome dedication!
  • shadow2soul
    shadow2soul Posts: 7,692 Member
    Holy crap that looks awesome.

    Agreed.

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  • t1nk6
    t1nk6 Posts: 215
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    Just sharing my lunch...but beware,

    The carbs and fat will kill you. And make you fat.

    oooooomygawd!!!!! what if i just eat the meat? too much protein? :D
  • Mihani
    Mihani Posts: 4,094 Member

    Edited as apparently prancercise is a hard one to spell and to add a very useful video...I think you will like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

    Best workout video ever... thank you for sharing!
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me! You, sir, are a big tease.
  • ritchiedrama
    ritchiedrama Posts: 1,304 Member
    Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me!

    Sounds wrong on so many levels :D
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me! You, sir, are a big tease.

    It is just me or does this have multiple meanings?
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    oooooomygawd!!!!! what if i just eat the meat? too much protein? :D

    I can't help it at these comments. Do I just have a dirty mind or what??
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    I think it might be improved with bacon and possibly some salami.

    Otherwise....nom!
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    LMAO. Oh, yes, I am the queen of abiguity.
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    How about putting some salami in that thing? Oh...guess that sounded kindda bad too, lol.
  • ChiManLifts
    ChiManLifts Posts: 97
    Lol I'm just gonna assume the ladies are talking about the sandwich.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member

    Edited as apparently prancercise is a hard one to spell and to add a very useful video...I think you will like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

    Best workout video ever... thank you for sharing!

    You are very welcome. It has been the secret to my success!
  • ritchiedrama
    ritchiedrama Posts: 1,304 Member
    How about putting some salami in that thing? Oh...guess that sounded kindda bad too, lol.

    you have a naughty mind woman!

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