Funniest thing you have seen someone logged

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  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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    I logged two cigars last weekend.
  • kgaetano07
    kgaetano07 Posts: 2
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    I recently logged a shopping trip. Was tired after I went food shopping for 1.5 hrs so I looked it up. Under cardio as slow paced walking. Burned 211 calories!
  • urbanplum
    urbanplum Posts: 188
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    I have a friend who studied abroad in Peru and logged cuy. Google it.

    Edit: This may be more disgusting than it is funny, but some things just have to be shared.
  • shantronathon
    shantronathon Posts: 37 Member
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    I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

    And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

    ...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

    Noooo! Ohhh my jeebus.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

    And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

    ...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

    Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

    I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

    It changes based on consistency???? I should probably alert my friend list about this... Hrm... :laugh:

    Oh my freaking word!!! Sperm??? People log SPERM???

    It's not the sperm you gotta watch out for, it's the seminal fluid that surrounds them. Unless you don't wanna get pregnant, in which case I guess you do have to watch out for the sperm.
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
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    My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:
  • shantronathon
    shantronathon Posts: 37 Member
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    My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

    I wonder if that's less sodium.
  • KAS0917
    KAS0917 Posts: 172 Member
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    Knitting/sewing. Who knew it was so strenuous?
  • Mslmesq
    Mslmesq Posts: 1,001 Member
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    Idk, but my husband told me i'd burn lots of calories tonight with a certain activity he was hoping to engage in. :wink:
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
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    My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

    I wonder if that's less sodium.

    Less protein, for sure.
  • roughneckswife
    roughneckswife Posts: 341 Member
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    Someone logged over 100 minutes of chopping veggies....WTH?
  • roughneckswife
    roughneckswife Posts: 341 Member
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    My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

    I wonder if that's less sodium.

    Less protein, for sure.
    LMAO
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
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    Someone logged over 100 minutes of chopping veggies....WTH?

    I do that all the time...I cook for a living...but its an everyday thing so I don't log it.
  • igypsy
    igypsy Posts: 64 Member
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    Someone on my FL logged 400 calories for 8 hours of sleeping. :noway:

    Never hit the remove friend button so fast!
  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
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    Sperm and sex have been the unbeatable ones I've seen so far. Lol for days
  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
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    My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

    I wonder if that's less sodium.

    Less protein, for sure.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • justlast
    justlast Posts: 30
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    i see "house cleaning" a lot for like, 600 calories or something ridiculous - makes me wonder if a) i've been doing it wrong or b) their house is in a perpetual state of filth, hoarders-style
  • idahogirl71
    idahogirl71 Posts: 1,110 Member
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    doing homework and reading.....seriously now how many calories can a person log burned for those activities?!?

    As for the playing with kids in the park.....I log playing with my dogs and even bathing my dogs as I am over 300 pounds and any movement outside of my "normal" activity gets logged. If it makes me sweat and my HRM shows over 100 calories burned I log it. If you only weigh 135 pounds some of these activities you would not consider a workout, but for us heavier folks it is....and besides we too are working our butts off (literally) to lose weight and sometimes just seeing the simplest ways of burning those calories keeps us encouraged and motivated.

    but as for smoking a cigarette or prepping your vegies....not so much!!
  • fatfudgery
    fatfudgery Posts: 449 Member
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    Turbo *kitten*.

    Is that why your profile pic only shows one muscly arm? Your other arm is all weak skinny, isn't it?
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
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    Cooking- really?
    Push lawn mowing - seems legit.
    Light to moderate housekeeping- Uh, no.
    Wii fit- again, no. You're playing video games, and probably not working up a sweat.

    For me personally:
    Pole dancing
    Dog grooming
    Shopping (okay, I was shopping for exercise equipment, so testing the equipment got my heart rate up, and I was really sweating!)
    House keeping-vigorous. (I cleaned my mom's house, and yes, she is a hoarder)

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