Let's Hear Them - Yo Momma Jokes

_Krys10_
_Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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Yo momma is so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!
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  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    Your mother is curvy
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
    Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.
    Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap.
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    Yo Momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

    Yo Momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

    Yo Momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

    Yo Momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
  • londonboyben
    londonboyben Posts: 314 Member
    yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the tv you miss a whole episode of the simpsons
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    ROFLMBO! Luv these! Keep 'em coming.
  • imblondewhatsyourexcuse
    imblondewhatsyourexcuse Posts: 35
    Yo momma so fat....

    oh wait, there's nothing wrong with being fat, stop body shaming.
  • oppii
    oppii Posts: 19
    Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
  • rmh1262
    rmh1262 Posts: 10 Member
    Yo Momma so fat and stupid, she took Zumba class to learn faster ways through the Mickey D's Drive-thru
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Yo Mama is so ugly, she gave birth to you
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    yo momma's so fat
    when she sits around the house
    she sits AROUND the house
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a quarter and made change.
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
    Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
  • zoober
    zoober Posts: 226 Member
    yo momma so ugly, she has to wear corrective hats

    yo momma so fat, her bathtub has stretch marks
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
  • aquiva33
    aquiva33 Posts: 85 Member
    Funny!!!
  • oppii
    oppii Posts: 19
    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
    Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    your momma so fat she eats wheat thicks!
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
    Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow - skittles came out!
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
    Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
    Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

    LOL!!
    :laugh:
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

    bawahahahaha!! :laugh:
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
    Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member

    Yo Momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

    Ha!! One of the best I ever heard!
  • oppii
    oppii Posts: 19
    Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.

    Spat green tea everywhere, bwahahahah
  • drefaw
    drefaw Posts: 739
    Yo mama's butt is sooo big, each cheek has it's own zip code

    Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

    Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.

    Yo mama's so ugly, I can bang her in any position and its still doggy style.

    Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

    Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a hong kong phone book

    Yo mama so fat, when she jogs, she leaves pot holes

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