Let's Hear Them - Yo Momma Jokes

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  • Carol_Magee
    Carol_Magee Posts: 69 Member
    Enough!!!
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Yo momma so fat when she weighed herself the batteries died.
    Yo momma so fat she has to use the Richter scale to weigh in.
    Yo momma so fat when she went to weigh herself the scale grew legs and ran away.
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    Enough!!!

    sorry mom




















    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
  • sstan03
    sstan03 Posts: 102
    marking so i can read later....:drinker:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Yo momma so fat, when she bungee jumps she go straight to Hell!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
    Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.
    Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap.

    Haha! I forgot about that song
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C

    Yo Momma so stupid, she locked herself out of her motorcycle.

    Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

    Yo Momma so dumb, she tried to return a doughnut that had a hole in it.
  • goalss4nika
    goalss4nika Posts: 529 Member
    ROFLMBO! Luv these! Keep 'em coming.



    :laugh: :laugh:
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
    Laughing. Crying. Bumping to keep. These are absolutely priceless!!!!!!!!!
  • goalss4nika
    goalss4nika Posts: 529 Member
    Yo momma so fat, when she bungee jumps she go straight to Hell!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
    Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
    Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
    Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
    Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
    Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
    Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    ROTF!!
  • lovelyx091
    lovelyx091 Posts: 217 Member
    :laugh:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    Yo momma so fat that when she falls down, the RADIO skips.
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    Yo Momma so fat, when she passed gas it caused global warming.
  • Ravenous4Captain
    Ravenous4Captain Posts: 144 Member
    ROFLMAO!!!
  • eringraczyk
    eringraczyk Posts: 123 Member
    Yo momma so dumb, she sat staring at a can of frozen orange juice for hours because it said "concentrate."
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

    bawahahahaha!! :laugh:

    OMG you people are killing me!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 200ripped
    200ripped Posts: 41 Member
    Your momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
  • BamsieEkhaya
    BamsieEkhaya Posts: 657 Member
    yo mama is so fat when she walks past a herd of hippos they start singing "we are family"

    yo mama so stupid when she got locked in tescos she starved to death.

    yo mama so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
  • FeleciaMiller
    FeleciaMiller Posts: 68 Member
    Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

    Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

    Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
    Fricken hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
    Fricken hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the jokes!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh:
  • zeebruhgirl
    zeebruhgirl Posts: 493 Member
    Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales start singing "We are familyyyy, even though you're fatter than me!"
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
    Yo mama so old AND so fat that when she went swimming, Columbus tried to claim her for Spain.

    /yeah, that's right... historical yo mama jokes...
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
    And recapping the Robot Chicken Star Wars yo mamas...

    "Yo mama so fat Jabba the Hutt said 'dayummmm!'"
    "Yo mama so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'Ugnaut'."
    "Yo mama so stupid she spend all day saying 'Am not' to R2."
    "Yo mama is so fat Ben Kenobi said, 'That's no moon... that's yo mama!'"
    "Yo mama so dumb she thought that Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles!"
    "Yo mama so dumb that she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories."
    "Yo mama is so stupid that she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter."
  • Benzo500
    Benzo500 Posts: 182 Member
    Yo mama's so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

    Yo mama's so ugly Freddy Kruger has nightmares about her.
  • 111grace
    111grace Posts: 382 Member
    All Yo mamas should have washed your mouth with soap, o wait maybe jik, for picking on mama so. Did you not hear GOD said respect your mama. Its easy to be a bully. Find something wonderful to say today I challenge all yo mama jokers out there.
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
    All Yo mamas should have washed your mouth with soap, o wait maybe jik, for picking on mama so. Did you not hear GOD said respect your mama. Its easy to be a bully. Find something wonderful to say today I challenge all yo mama jokers out there.

    I do respect my mama! It's yours I'm ragging on.

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