Is there a website where big butts and...
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Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.
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...or scratch and sniff.Meanwhile I figured out that I can still wear them a little bit longer if I just do my butt like this so they won't look so loose. This lady's a genius. A painter AND a genius.
Thank goodness this isn't in 3D! lol0 -
I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.0 -
That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript." and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.
Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:0 -
I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
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That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript." and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.
Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:
Once when my aunt made a big show of bringing up my thong in front of everyone at a barbeque I replied, I just wear them because they're gonna end up there anyway. Might as well have it be way less material as it's less painful than all that ending up in a big bunch, ouch. Then I looked at her giant behind. Everyone laughed. Except her.
Also since you brought thong into it and the other guy brought shorts.
I'm not sure if they make my virginia feel aroused or itchy?0 -
A la LeAnn
Pics please. I do not understand?Cut the legs off at the bottom of the pocket. Unbutton. Roll the top down one or two rolls.
It is now acceptable.
Stay sexy my friends
Hope the pic works I can't see it at work!0 -
Not the best pic. And not what I meant.
But cat nailed it. She reads my mind0 -
Once when my aunt made a big show of bringing up my thong in front of everyone at a barbeque I replied, I just wear them because they're gonna end up there anyway. Might as well have it be way less material as it's less painful than all that ending up in a big bunch, ouch. Then I looked at her giant behind. Everyone laughed. Except her.
Also since you brought thong into it and the other guy brought shorts.
I'm not sure if they make my virginia feel aroused or itchy?
Ha! They never think it's funny. I think this is basically what was being described earlier, except to unbutton them and roll them down, too.
My daughter's middle name is Virginia, and when she pisses me off it becomes the other.
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A la LeAnn
Pics please. I do not understand?Cut the legs off at the bottom of the pocket. Unbutton. Roll the top down one or two rolls.
It is now acceptable.
Stay sexy my friends
Hope the pic works I can't see it at work!
wait...what? that's how I was having to wear them BEFORE I lost weight. I so confuse now.0 -
OMG OMG OMG....AMAZE!
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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
you're welcome
Oh for the love of all things good and holy!
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But cat nailed it. She reads my mind
Yes.... yes I do
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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
you're welcome
Oh for the love of all things good and holy!0 -
Wait, mom jeans AREN'T hot? I've been doing it wrong for all these years!!
I wear mom jeans, and I am not even a mom. What's wrong with them?0 -
That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript." and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.
Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:
Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.0 -
That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript." and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.
Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:
Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.
were they purple with circles?0 -
I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
you're welcome
Oh for the love of all things good and holy!
They ot $20 and their *kitten* licked for posterity.0 -
I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
you're welcome
Oh for the love of all things good and holy!
They ot $20 and their *kitten* licked for posterity.
wow just 20buckx? maybe they got to keep some nutella?0 -
Meanwhile I figured out that I can still wear them a little bit longer if I just do my butt like this so they won't look so loose. This lady's a genius. A painter AND a genius.
An *kitten* like that in carpenter jeans is no doubt something i would nail....0 -
New York & Company is having a sale right now, buy a pair of pants or jeans and get a second pair free. Go online and get some jeans!!0
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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU
you're welcome
Oh for the love of all things good and holy!
exactly what i was thinking!0 -
They look the same on my floor so I am good either way....
you must mean crumpled up on the floor...next to the used rubbers and old pizza slices...
would bang...ummm
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Julie where did you find a pic of my cousins room?
I hid in the closet...of course
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Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.
serious camel toe folks..
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Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.
serious camel toe folks..
Jules, I can't see the toes. Please fix!0 -
Huuump Daaay!!!0
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:laugh:Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.
serious camel toe folks..
Jules, I can't see the toes. Please fix!0 -
OMG OMG OMG....AMAZE!
I just ordered 7 pairs of these. None of which will ever be worn by me. But still, I had to have them.0 -
No Dad jeans either!!
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