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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    OMG OMG OMG....AMAZE!

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

    you're welcome


    Oh for the love of all things good and holy! 3oom2u.jpg
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    But cat nailed it. She reads my mind

    Yes.... yes I do:wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

    you're welcome


    Oh for the love of all things good and holy! 3oom2u.jpg
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Wait, mom jeans AREN'T hot? I've been doing it wrong for all these years!!

    I wear mom jeans, and I am not even a mom. What's wrong with them?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript.
    " and what is the point of thong underwear?
    The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
    For what?
    Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
    He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
    Check out that girl.
    She's so hot.
    Oh, my god, she's so hot.
    She's so sexy.
    I've got to talk to her.
    All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
    I'll be right back.
    Dude, dude.
    What are those lines?
    Oh, my god, never mind.

    Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:

    Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript.
    " and what is the point of thong underwear?
    The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
    For what?
    Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
    He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
    Check out that girl.
    She's so hot.
    Oh, my god, she's so hot.
    She's so sexy.
    I've got to talk to her.
    All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
    I'll be right back.
    Dude, dude.
    What are those lines?
    Oh, my god, never mind.

    Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:

    Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.

    were they purple with circles?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

    you're welcome


    Oh for the love of all things good and holy! 3oom2u.jpg

    They ot $20 and their *kitten* licked for posterity.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    nutella-450.jpg

    I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

    you're welcome


    Oh for the love of all things good and holy! 3oom2u.jpg

    They ot $20 and their *kitten* licked for posterity.

    wow just 20buckx? maybe they got to keep some nutella?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Meanwhile I figured out that I can still wear them a little bit longer if I just do my butt like this so they won't look so loose. This lady's a genius. A painter AND a genius.

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    An *kitten* like that in carpenter jeans is no doubt something i would nail....
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
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    New York & Company is having a sale right now, buy a pair of pants or jeans and get a second pair free. Go online and get some jeans!!
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,473 Member
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    funny
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    nutella-450.jpg

    I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

    you're welcome


    Oh for the love of all things good and holy! 3oom2u.jpg

    exactly what i was thinking!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    They look the same on my floor so I am good either way....

    you must mean crumpled up on the floor...next to the used rubbers and old pizza slices...

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    would bang...ummm

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Julie where did you find a pic of my cousins room?

    I hid in the closet...of course

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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.

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    serious camel toe folks..

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.

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    serious camel toe folks..

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    Jules, I can't see the toes. Please fix!
  • gsnobel
    gsnobel Posts: 49 Member
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    Huuump Daaay!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Oh and they look cute with flip flops. Which is how I'm wearing mine right now. But mine aren't capri's...they're bell bottoms.

    momjeans02qa9.png

    serious camel toe folks..

    tumblr_mr1iw8DIzl1r7sw38o1_500.jpg

    Jules, I can't see the toes. Please fix!
    :laugh:
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    OMG OMG OMG....AMAZE!

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    I just ordered 7 pairs of these. None of which will ever be worn by me. But still, I had to have them.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    No Dad jeans either!!

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