How to respond if someone says you're overweight!

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  • m00tmike
    m00tmike Posts: 248 Member
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    Once a guy told me I looked like I could use some exercise. I told him he smelled like he could use a shower. Conversation over.
  • 200ripped
    200ripped Posts: 41 Member
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    "I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight!"
  • bohica36
    bohica36 Posts: 67 Member
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    HOLY S**T, are you serious? I thought I was too skinny! I though when i bought pants that the waistband was measured in centimeters, it must be inches instead.. No wonder I always bump into things, my *kitten* is bigger than I thought. I'd love to stay and chat, but I need to go let everyone else know because I am sure they never realized I was fat either. Thanks for letting me know, you are a true friend.
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
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    I tell them I got like that by eating a**holes.....and they are next.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    ^Best.
  • zedgt87
    zedgt87 Posts: 379 Member
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  • zedgt87
    zedgt87 Posts: 379 Member
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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    bump I was bored sue me

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I say "YES!"

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  • _Valkyrie_
    _Valkyrie_ Posts: 16
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    "Well I may be overweight, but you're ugly. And at least I can lose weight." ;)
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    Totally agree!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I tell them I got like that by eating a**holes.....and they are next.

    Haha! That's awesome. :drinker:

    I was shopping for a guy at work who had throat cancer, and was closer to my heaviest weight. I was looking at the puddings, and an old man looked at me and said "those are fattening." I wanted to make him feel like crap, but I just smiled and ignored it. Damn my niceness!!!
  • c_tap77
    c_tap77 Posts: 189 Member
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  • Gearjammer71
    Gearjammer71 Posts: 151 Member
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    If I didn't know the person I wouldn't respond. If I did then they'd get some sort of a response:

    1. Coworker - This would warrant a sharpie attack. I can dual wield sharpies like an apache and definitely scribble all over a mofo.

    2. Friend or extended family - Either a biting insult, or I would apply my overweight *kitten* to them and shout "Prove it"

    3. My Kids - Well, the ole' man may be overweight but I've proven to them over and over again that I can run them down in short order.
  • joyincincy
    joyincincy Posts: 228 Member
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    No s#!% sherlock! - That is what I would like to say, but honestly, I think I would be so shocked by their clear lack of upbringing that I would say nothing.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    I know you are, but what am I?

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    I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

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    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you're a big butthead.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
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    I like to sit on people that state the obvious LOL.
  • Sarag78
    Sarag78 Posts: 84 Member
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    Them: You are overwieght!......Me: WHAT????? No way!, Really?!?! Cause I don't own a mirror, and had no idea!... Thanks Captain Obvious, your work here is done!
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
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