How to respond if someone says you're overweight!

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Punch them in the LIPS. Unless you are short in which case, punch them in the other LIPS. (#2, does this count as 2 or just 1?)
  • victortou
    victortou Posts: 4
    I was out with a VERY overweight friend one night (actually i think she carries it well, you would think she was a size 18) and some drunk guy came up and said to her "oh my god your fat" and she just looked at him and said "yes I am. And....?".He had no response at all, and just muttered and wandered off. I always remember that and always wished I had that confidence!
  • DonnaRe2012
    DonnaRe2012 Posts: 298 Member
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    ^^^^ Agreed AWESOME !!!
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Sure am. I also have amazing boobs, can outrun you and probably pick you up and throw you.
  • skierbum
    skierbum Posts: 7
    Not true. Technically I'm obese.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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  • harphy
    harphy Posts: 290 Member
    Yes, I plan to go on a diet!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Depends on how much time you have to waste.

    If none then "Oh I am sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a toss what you think"

    If you have plenty of time to waste. Ask them what weight loss programme they would advise you to take up. Then engage them in a long and pointless discussion on every scam diet you can think of until they are begging you to stop talking about weight loss. Then say "Well you started it"
  • Shell_7609
    Shell_7609 Posts: 786 Member
    I think it's kinder than asking if I'm pregnant which has happened to me numerous times. :(

    ^^ I've gotten this one a few times, I quit wearing one of my favorite summer tops because of it (I can't have kids, so it really upset me)

    I was walking one evening, and a car drove past me & a guy yelled out the window at me to "Go on a f***ing diet fatso"
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
    Ask them to explain - "I'm sorry, I'm not sure I know what you mean. Please explain."

    Then just stare at them as if seriously interested in what they have to say. If they start to answer just walk away.
  • 2pupsmama
    2pupsmama Posts: 77
    At least I'm not a f****witt


    Good luck.

    Love this! short and to the point
  • amirahdaboss
    amirahdaboss Posts: 921 Member
    i can lose weight
    ur face and atttitude, on the other hand, will be forever ugly
  • amirahdaboss
    amirahdaboss Posts: 921 Member
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    that movie was AWESOME! i love fat amy
  • ssm_1972
    ssm_1972 Posts: 396 Member
    Oh no, it is just due to some medico reason I am looking bit overweight as it has been confirmed by my doc recently, may be due to thyroid or some IBS problem, I am not sure I shall have to get the report rechecked ;)
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Your powers of observation are absolutely astounding. *Sarcasm emoticon*
  • biggirl1000
    biggirl1000 Posts: 189 Member
    LOVE this reply. Would be the LAST time they commented on someone's weight.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    No sh1t? I must have eaten in my sleep, I weighed 175 when I went to bed last night. I better go see a doctor

    Damn, just don't tell me I'm white.

    True, but you're ugly and an *kitten*

    Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious

    It's an allergic reaction to idiots. You got too close

    It's your moms fault, every time we f uck she gives me a donut
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Several of my other favorites are:

    When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

    I'll give your opinion all the consideration it deserves.

    Yes, I'm fat but you're rude.

    And your point IS....?

    Your powers of observation are absolutely astounding. *Sarcasm emoticon*
  • jen_zz
    jen_zz Posts: 1,011 Member


    It's an allergic reaction to idiots. You got too close

    It's your moms fault, every time we f uck she gives me a donut

    Haha those 2 are intense!
  • stefjc
    stefjc Posts: 484 Member
    That one's easy..

    Why thank you for noticing - I used to be obese :)



    Oops, someone else used it... must be good then :-D
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    Say yes if you are; say no if you are not.

    If you feel insulted because you're overweight then the problems lies within yourself.
    shut up with your damn logic! this is mfp and only butthurt is allowed!
  • MORECHABLIS
    MORECHABLIS Posts: 164 Member
    I can lose weight... But you're always be ugly...
  • brittyandian
    brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
    ...overweight and STILL fine as can be :devil:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    No hablo ingles
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
    I give them this look
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  • pjlove1
    pjlove1 Posts: 341 Member
    a good kick in the 'nads?
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I would be confused
  • thegreencricket
    thegreencricket Posts: 5 Member
    Love these!
  • amyoliver85
    amyoliver85 Posts: 353 Member
    I think that it's important to remember that someone else's need to point out the obvious or to try to put you down says volumes more about them than it does about you. Your reaction to their stupidity is what speaks volumes about you and your personal strength.

    Although I'm under 200 lbs. now I still have people tell me that I'm fat. And I usually say, "I know. I let my career and my education eclipse my health for a long time, and I'm paying the price. But I've lost nearly 70 lbs since I first started trying to lose weight and I really hope that both my failings and my continued successes will help to inspire other people to take better care of themselves so they don't have to go through the things I've gone through. I would really love to learn more about keeping myself fit and healthy. Maybe you could talk to me about how you do it."

    That usually shuts people right up because the self-righteous ones are usually the ones with the worst habits.

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