Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

dpwellman
dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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"I think it was, 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'"

"What's so special about the cheesemakers?"
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  • Eric_37788
    Eric_37788 Posts: 56
    "O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

    And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
    Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.

    Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:

    "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
    Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
    Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
    Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
    Five is right out.
    Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
  • pjlove1
    pjlove1 Posts: 341 Member
    Ah don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Ah fart in you general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    "Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood"
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
    Suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa!!
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    "Marx is claiming it was offside."

    "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:

    "Bring out your dead…!"
  • HornedFrogPride
    HornedFrogPride Posts: 283 Member
    "We are the Knights who say NI"

    And every marathoner's favorite: "I'm not dead yet!"
  • wjniii
    wjniii Posts: 110 Member
    "I'm not dead"...."Well, he will be soon"
  • stephv38
    stephv38 Posts: 203 Member
    shrubbery!
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    "Isn't it great to have a penis"
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    "I am Roger the Shrubber" (LOL LOL LOL)

    "You must bring us. . . another SHRUBBERY!"
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    And now for something completely different--

    There's a penguin on the telly!

    And in those fields, in ancient times, did walk across in England's mountains green...
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    "What else also floats?"

    "Very small rocks"
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    "[fleeing Castle Anthrax and eight score blondes and brunettes all between the ages of 16 and 19 and 1/2]
    Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
    Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
    Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
    Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
    Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
    Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
    Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
    Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
    Sir Lancelot: No. It's not healthy.
    Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
    Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.
    "
  • diamondfit1
    diamondfit1 Posts: 47 Member
    "my hovercraft is filled with eels!"
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    "You're all individuals!"

    "I'm not"
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
    "Help, I'm being repressed!!"
  • BeardedMike
    BeardedMike Posts: 52 Member
    "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
  • nmtGurl
    nmtGurl Posts: 159 Member
    "It's just a flesh wound"
  • Eric_37788
    Eric_37788 Posts: 56
    "It's just a flesh wound"

    " you're arms off"!!!
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    "Come back here, I'll bite your knees off" :)
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
    "You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. "
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
    What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    It could grip it by the husk!
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.


    That whole conversation is a hoot !!
  • moondawg14
    moondawg14 Posts: 249 Member
    Strange women, lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

    Supreme Executive Power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

    I mean, if I went around saying I was King, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Which do you mean: an African or European swallow?
  • BeardedMike
    BeardedMike Posts: 52 Member
    "Right, who threw that"

    "She did, she did, <grumble grumble> he did, he did.
  • Wilson929
    Wilson929 Posts: 100
    "It's just a flesh wound"

    " you're arms off"!!!



    What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus D*ckus?
  • SassyLynndog
    SassyLynndog Posts: 10 Member
    "Brave, brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away!':wink:
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    bringoutyerdead.gif

    I fart in your general direction.

    "Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it. "

    And of course my all time favorite.

    'RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!'

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