Monty Python Quote-a-rama.
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"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu..
Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."0 -
Ah don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! Ah fart in you general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!0
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"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood"0 -
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa!!0 -
"Marx is claiming it was offside."
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"0 -
I only know 1 quote, and as such, it's clearly the best:
"Bring out your dead…!"0 -
"We are the Knights who say NI"
And every marathoner's favorite: "I'm not dead yet!"0 -
"I'm not dead"...."Well, he will be soon"0
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shrubbery!0
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"Isn't it great to have a penis"0
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"I am Roger the Shrubber" (LOL LOL LOL)
"You must bring us. . . another SHRUBBERY!"0 -
And now for something completely different--
There's a penguin on the telly!
And in those fields, in ancient times, did walk across in England's mountains green...0 -
"What else also floats?"
"Very small rocks"0 -
"[fleeing Castle Anthrax and eight score blondes and brunettes all between the ages of 16 and 19 and 1/2]
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's not healthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.
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"my hovercraft is filled with eels!"0
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"You're all individuals!"
"I'm not"0 -
"Help, I'm being repressed!!"0
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"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"0
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"It's just a flesh wound"0
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"It's just a flesh wound"
" you're arms off"!!!0
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