Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
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    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

    ooops sorry old chap, I'll just toddle along then...

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    this is a great clock...

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  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    lol
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,733 Member
    T.F. Gumby (Michael Palin): Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! (he goes up to the antique desk and bangs the bell violently; he smashes the intercom and breaks the desk up) Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! Doctor! Doctor! Where is the Doctor?

    (A pause. Then another door opens and another Gumby appears.)

    Specialist (John Cleese): Hello!

    T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?

    Specialist: Hello!

    T.F. Gumby: Are you the brain specialist?

    Specialist: No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not! Yes. Yes I am.

    T.F. Gumby: My brain hurts!

    Specialist: Well let's take a look at it, Mr Gumby.

    (Gumby specialist starts to pull up Gumby's sweater.)

    T.F. Gumby: No, no, no, my brain in my head.

    (Specialist thumps him on the head)

    Specialist: It will have to come out.

    T.F. Gumby: Out? Of my head?

    Specialist: Yes! All the bits of it. Nurse! Nurse! (a nurse enters) Nurse! Nurse! Nurse, take Mr Gumby to a brain surgeon.

    Nurse: Yes doctor.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68GeL8PafE
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    "Message for you sir!"
  • Aitch_Bomb
    Aitch_Bomb Posts: 2 Member
    I don't usually frequent the forums much, but I saw this thread and just had to post! Anyway, it's got to be:

    Chaplain: O Lord...
    Congregation: O Lord...
    Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
    Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
    Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
    Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
    Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
    Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
    Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
    Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
    Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super...
    Congregation: ...Fantastic.
    Chaplain: Amen.
    Congregation: Amen.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "Message for you sir!"

    Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:
  • Aitch_Bomb
    Aitch_Bomb Posts: 2 Member
    "Message for you sir!"

    Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:

    'Concorde' according to IMDB.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "Message for you sir!"

    Curse you...I can't think of the name of Lancelot's squire now & it's driving me nuts :grumble:

    'Concorde' according to IMDB.

    THANK YOU!

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  • EDollah
    EDollah Posts: 464 Member
    "I'd like to have an argument please"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
  • anaconda469
    anaconda469 Posts: 3,477 Member
    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day
    He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day

    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays I go shopping. And have buttered scones for tea

    He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory
    On Wednesdays he goes shopping. And has buttered scones for tea

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. (He's a lumberjack and he's okay)
    I sleep all night and I work all day. (He sleeps all night and he works all day)

    I cut down trees, I skip and jump. I like to press wildflowers
    I put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars

    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps. He likes to press wildflowers
    He puts on women's clothing. And hangs around in bars?

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day
    (He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day)

    I cut down trees, I wear high heels. Suspendies and a bra
    I wish I'd been a girlie. Just like my dear papa

    He cuts down trees, he wears high heels. Suspendies and a bra?

    He's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day

    He's a lumberjack and he's okaaaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    "Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam"

    [Personally I like fried spam with mustard or cooked with pineapple and white rice.]
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    "First, I force him to drop the banana, then I eat the banana, thus disarmin' him. I have now rendered him 'elpless!"
  • wolfect
    wolfect Posts: 61 Member
    "We're not servants. We're an autonomous collective."

    "O, Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni"

    .....we could probably construct the entire script with a group effort here :)
  • seliinac
    seliinac Posts: 336 Member
    "Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood"

    How funny! My family was just discussing this exact song at dinner out tonight!!

    I have this song on my iPod! :laugh:
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    He's a very naughty boy
  • donald149
    donald149 Posts: 211 Member
    Those responsible for sacking the ones responsible for sacking the one's responsible.. have been sacked. (Or something like that)
  • pchesnut
    pchesnut Posts: 347 Member
    How do you know she is a witch?
    She turned me into a newt
    ......I got better


    So what else floats?
    Grain
    apples
    very small rocks hehehehe
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    "It's just a flesh wound"

    :heart:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Love this whole thread...

    King Arthur: I am your king.
    Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
    King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
    Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
    King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
    Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    Arthur: Be quiet!
    Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    Arthur: Shut up! Will you shut up?!
    Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
    Arthur: Shut up!
    Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
    Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
    Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway!

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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Albatross! Get yer albatross!

    The Songs, too:
    "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. . ."

    "How sweet. . . to be an idiot. . ."

    "We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance when e're we're able. . . "
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    A Møøse once bit my sister ...
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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    God: Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

    King Arthur: Good idea, O Lord!

    God: 'COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!
  • tonafoto
    tonafoto Posts: 246 Member
    Unbelievable gifted, funny and creative, these 6 guys from England.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Unbelievable gifted, funny and creative, these 6 guys from England.

    5 from England
    1 from US
  • tonafoto
    tonafoto Posts: 246 Member
    Yep, right! But they conquerd the world from England....
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    A Møøse once bit my sister ...

    We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
  • ttknowles01
    ttknowles01 Posts: 255 Member
    "I'm not dead yet......I'm still living"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    "I'm not dead yet......I'm still living"

    You'll be stone dead in a moment...
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,839 Member
    Life's a piece of ****
    When you look at it
    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
    You'll see it's all a show
    Keep 'em laughing as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you

    And always look on the bright side of life
    Always look on the right side of life

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