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    THE JERK!!!

    Posts: 2,758 Member
    edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
    So I'm driving down the road the other day...and this jerk of a cop pulls me over because he says my kid isn't "securely fastened"... Does he LOOK like he's going anywhere to you? I mean honestly.

    :huh:

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    • Posts: 2,758 Member
      So I'm driving down the road the other day...and this jerk of a cop pulls me over because he says my kid isn't "securely fastened"... Does he LOOK like he's going anywhere to you? I mean honestly.

      :huh:

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    • Posts: 5,600 Member
      LMAO!!!
      He looks secure to moi!:laugh:
    • Posts: 71
      :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: that was cute
    • Posts: 817 Member
      I LOVE your sense of humor.......you always make me smile!!!!:laugh: I'd bet girls margarita night with you is a total blast!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 1,646 Member
      Oh you were the one that kidnapped my kid!!! No rush bringing him home!
    • Posts: 2,758 Member
      I LOVE your sense of humor.......you always make me smile!!!!:laugh: I'd bet girls margarita night with you is a total blast!!!!!!!!

      OMG!!! And I'm not even the funny friend, THEY are!!!
    • Posts: 817 Member
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      OMG!!! And I'm not even the funny friend, THEY are!!!

      Sounds like good times!!!!!:drinker:
    • Posts: 280 Member
      LOL! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,784 Member
      priceless
    • Posts: 358
      Maybe the cop thought his mouth wasn't secure enough...
      Next time use duct tape. That stuff holds anything still..
    • Posts: 87
      You're so funny! You'll have to let me know when you come into town!!!
    • Posts: 95 Member
      Love it.. That was funny. :laugh:
    • Posts: 170 Member
      He looks safe to me :D LOL
    • Posts: 2,758 Member
      You're so funny! You'll have to let me know when you come into town!!!


      Definitely after the smoke clears and breathing becomes normal, not a chore! YUCK! Sorry it is so smokey there!
    • Posts: 19,224 Member
      That looks about right to me! My son stays put very nicely that way!! :laugh: :wink:

      (just kiddin!!)
    • Posts: 2,758 Member
      That looks about right to me! My son stays put very nicely that way!! :laugh: :wink:

      (just kiddin!!)

      LOL Now see??? With a first kid, you feel compelled to add the "just kidding." By the second kid, you start to think...if someone takes them away for summer break, is it THAT BAD??? :laugh: I love my blessings, but dang... A third kid wouldn't stand a chance around here! :laugh: :laugh:
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