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Strip Clubs

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Where else am I going to wear my Liquid Lapdance Pants?

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    My doctor will be retiring in a couple of years, so I am on the lookout for a replacement.
  • love2lift_85
    love2lift_85 Posts: 384 Member
    To perform? :-P
  • leadiax3
    leadiax3 Posts: 534 Member
    Went in past for fun experience with hubby who wS boyfriend at the time. Ended up comparing self to strippers.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    To get manhandled by the bouncers.
  • toffee322
    toffee322 Posts: 186 Member
    just curious and it's funny to watch
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    So that a former Playmate can grab me by the back of the head and rub my face in her boobs. (Yes, this actually happened to me.) I actually didn't enjoy it. *shrug*
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I support single moms working they're way through college......



    and the free chicken wings.....
  • Pringlelingus
    Pringlelingus Posts: 76
    To make life long friends
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Oops dubbel post. Fick tänker breasticals och fick upphetsad.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Jag går för atmosfären och allt du kan äta biff och räkor buffé på måndagar, onsdagar och fredagar. Oh och bresticals.

    Rätt?

    Du vet det!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    To watch my hubby get lap dances :bigsmile:
  • KelleyGirl74
    KelleyGirl74 Posts: 182 Member
    TNA...and the wings!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Wait, are you telling me there's free food?? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO ONE NOW.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I like to find out about new thing to do with my banana.
  • wesleycneill
    wesleycneill Posts: 64 Member
    To see your mom.

    This...

    Also goes hand in hand with supporting single mothers.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Wait, are you telling me there's free food?? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO ONE NOW.

    YES!

    it's like a wedding, but with less desperate women!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    for the awesome smell that lingers on your skin for hours after you leave
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    To stick my face in a GREAT *kitten*!!!

    Now THAT is how you get pink eye!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I don't live in US anymore but these were my reasons

    1) I'm breathing
    2) Because my best friend is a bartender and I used to hang with her
    3) A very good friend owned most of the clubs in the area and he used to ask me to come over often
    4) I like to learn about how easy it is for ugly women who get pretty after makeup and the right lightening to con money out of men.
    5) I want to support single moms and their drug dealer boyfriends. Blowing $500 in one night was common.
    6) Because of santa girl night. Was my tradition to go to a specific club before Christmas because they had Christmas theme and I have a fetish.
  • RawMomma10
    RawMomma10 Posts: 89 Member
    To stick my face in a GREAT *kitten*!!!

    Now THAT is how you get pink eye!

    LMAO!!!! Thats the truth!!

    We dont go.. I figure if he has money he wants to blow.. he can come home and get a lap dance he can touch and just give me all his money!! :D
  • 007bondage
    007bondage Posts: 631 Member
    $$ Notes are fine, but coins in my Gstring is not a good look....
  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
    To converse with them about their kids, how this is only to get through college and that they're good christian women lolz
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    To stick my face in a GREAT *kitten*!!!

    Oh, honey. I'll come to your house and do that for free.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I want to be a Preacher, I need a hot wife!
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    I like the smell


    Bring a girl even if its a friend. Your experience will be infinitely better
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    a stripped club is a baton true story
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    To converse with them about their kids, how this is only to get through college and that they're good christian women lolz

    nice to see such a refreshing post without the slightest hint of sarcasm
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Because I have a Vanilla addiction that I just can't kick....

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  • mckant
    mckant Posts: 217 Member
    We dont go.. I figure if he has money he wants to blow.. he can come home and get a lap dance he can touch and just give me all his money!! :D
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    Agreed!
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