work out to look like a stripper

Here's your routine, dear

shall I go home, make a video and send it to you, Q?

Only if you promise to send one to me, too :P

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

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I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I was a stripper for ten years. The best way to get a stripper body is to become a stripper. Almost none of the girls I knew and myself did anything with weights or at a gym or whatever. We were too busy being strippers. Being an exotic dancer is the best form of exercise I have ever encountered. Most girls started without the stripper body, and got it after a few months of working.

This is like asking, how can I have a volley ball body....hmmm play volleyball?

Also, strippers are much too busy to eat. I ate only a snack before work and saved all eating until after work. Can't run around naked with a bloated gut.



You could buy a pole, do 3x5 songs a night. Plus about 25 private dances, walk around a mile in seven inch heals every day. You should be good in about six months. If you have a husband he will be very interested for about a month, and then he will ask you to stop. Do this on about 1200 calories a day. You will look like a stripper in no time!

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

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I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

This. Bar-none.

So much sexy.

ETA for the body...not the dance. LMAO

Thanks for the reminder that if my ex really does leave my kids and me stranded financially... there are still men out there who think mothers are sexy and are willing to pay my way through college.

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I'm pretty sure I can make a few "hundies" based upon the fact that the last time I went to a strip club, I had a better body (even with stretch marks and extra skin) than half the girlies up there.

I love it when people say that. If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club. You are at some dive bar where the girls double as ho's when no one is looking. A real dancer is a hot *****. Think about it. How hot does someone have to be to sell sex without actually doing sex? hmmm....may be because I am Canadian. Our clubs may be different aka have hot women in them. Even with that, half the clubs are just an indoor venue for hoes. If you think stripping is so easy to make hundies...I invite you to try it for a night. A real deal club, wouldn't let you on the stage with stretch marks. Unless your a ho, those clubs will let my Grandma on stage.

What?? No Salma Hayek gif??

Awesome! and you can totally pull this off puffy!

ZOMGGGG that's from CHUCK!! Frikkin LOVE that show.

CAPRICA!!!!!

FINALLY. I died a little inside with that "Chuck" comment...
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If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.

I'm glad I clicked on this thread.

Pole classes.

I was a stripper back in the day, and I was CUT. I started pole classes a few years after I decided I was getting too old for that jazz (LOL) and have been able to shear off a fair amount. Great strength builder too. I'll be going back to it as soon as my friend's studio reopens after their relocation.

Y'all crack me up with some of your popular misconceptions of strip clubs. LOL Those playmate/porn star slags were NOT real strippers. Half of them couldn't dance. And most of them were druggies.

REAL strippers are real looking girls. Not plastic princesses with an attitude and a coke line under their nose. Just saying.

If you are the best looking girl in the club, you are not at a real strip club.

TRUE. Go into any strip club in Hollywood, CA, and you will be in a real strip club. D*MN, those girls are HOT. And a few of them are ex-Playmates/Penthouse/Hustler girls. Well, a few of the ones I have met, anyway.

but, but, but.... have you guys even seen ME?!?









I. AM. KIDDING!!! :laugh:

Truth is truth, kidding or not!! :flowerforyou: