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  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
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    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Well I guess it's a good thing I don't know how to put pictures on posts then! ...except I really wanted to show you a picture of my cat... whose name is Squat :(

    Now you have MYattention!

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    I had the perfect response gif but I have no idea how to put it on here...... sad life.

    url

    Stick the URL in the middle and change the IMGs to lower case.

    Happy life!

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    here's to hoping I did that right.
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
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    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    I do a little bit of strength training. For some reason I just can't get super into it. It's discouraging being the weakling that I am!

    All the more reason to do it, little missy :wink:

    I practically die when I have to fill and carry five gallon water buckets for the horses. I'm pretty sure strength is just not a part of my equation! Plus.. I tend to really hurt afterwards. I don't know enough about strength training to do it safely.

    It's something new and can be learned. The pain is from DOMS and will go away if you keep at it.

    Did you really skip the perfect chance to ask for squat pics.....smh...

    I know.. a guy without ulterior motives.. shocker, huh?

    Me or him?

    Him!
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
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    oops . . . lol :blushing:

    aw the blushing face. too darn cute.
  • angryguywalking
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    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    Whoa whoa whoa...that might be a little too forward. I mean, we just met and everything.
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
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    If not expecting the worst from people makes me naive, then naive I shall be.

    :)

    Don't expect the worst, but be aware of the potential for it. Then you won't be naive or cynical. You'll be a smart, confident woman.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    OP, you are navigating your first thread well. Welcome!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Down to friend me, fellas? Get your minds outta the gutter. ;)
    Seriously though, I need friends! I'm really supportive and beyond talkative, so feel free to add me!

    the reason I will lock my daughter in the house until she's 40.....with no internet and only books to read.....and not fifty shades of grey
  • GOATAesthetics
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    Down to friend me, fellas? Get your minds outta the gutter. ;)
    Seriously though, I need friends! I'm really supportive and beyond talkative, so feel free to add me!

    the reason I will lock my daughter in the house until she's 40.....with no internet and only books to read.....and not fifty shades of grey

    This.. sloots gonna sloot.
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
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    Not worth it
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
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    mirin that confidence srs !
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Reeks of desperation in here.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    A fair bit too young for me.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    ITT. Women get irate you're stealing their attention, and pretend they disprove of your otherwise humerous and "Catchy" title.
    (That's the point of a title)

    Beta Men Agree with Irate women, pretending to dissaprove in hopes of being able to procreate with said Irate female specimens and pass on their Beta Genes.

    Sorry op, They just outnumber you.

    Stay Safe'
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    You will find Pedophilers, creepers, perverts are the least of your worries honestly. This is just like any other social networking site. Stay safe. Know who to interact with and make quality friends.

    And why the hell do I keep coming off like a damn parent to people today...?

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  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    You're all crazy!
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
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    You're all crazy!


    ...coming from the zombie..
  • mister_Big
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    Wtf is dft haha
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    You're all crazy!


    ...coming from the zombie..

    I'm not a zombie
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    . sometimes, nay often, I am so retarded