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Monty Python Quote-a-rama.
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This man is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and, as a consequence, he will die laughing. [Scribbler cackles to death] It was obvious that this joke was lethal. No one could read it and live.0
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But Sir, eet iz only waffa sin...0
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I wonder if you have . . . 'The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig among the Giant Pygmies of Corsica', Volume Two?0
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Bit of an obscure one this time... From a skit called Oscar Wilde from one of the TV shows....
"Your Highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark!”0 -
"Always look on the bright side of life!" *whistling*0
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!0 -
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry0
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We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.0
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Do you waaaant to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!0
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"Bring me a Bucket!"0
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