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Monty Python Quote-a-rama.

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,096 Member
    This man is Ernest Scribbler, writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world, and, as a consequence, he will die laughing. [Scribbler cackles to death] It was obvious that this joke was lethal. No one could read it and live.
  • yasemasuyo
    yasemasuyo Posts: 177 Member
    But Sir, eet iz only waffa sin...
  • jennifersmiles444
    jennifersmiles444 Posts: 118 Member
    I wonder if you have . . . 'The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig among the Giant Pygmies of Corsica', Volume Two?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,096 Member
    Bit of an obscure one this time... From a skit called Oscar Wilde from one of the TV shows....

    "Your Highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark!”
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
    "Always look on the bright side of life!" *whistling*
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?

    Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!

    Sir Bedevere: A newt?

    Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.

    Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
  • Rixx31
    Rixx31 Posts: 220 Member
    Do you waaaant to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    "Bring me a Bucket!"
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